Ape™️

Just had to endure Celebrity Pointless and it's rekindled my hatred of the smug, goggle eyed, Herman Munster looking, Easter Island headed fucking shit-cunt.

Are you sure it isn't to use as lubrication for the festive fisting session you've booked yourself in for?

Seasonal spastic.....

It's unbelievable! Scientists have just announced they have discovered a cure for cancer and a cheap, renewable energy source to power planet earth into the 22nd century! You might expect it to involve a huge amount of mind-blowing mathematics and technology......but you'd be wrong. No, all that is needed is......wait for it......Article 50 - the wonder cure-all solution to all our problems. Who'd have thought that all our biggest problems could have been solved simply by invoking Article 50? I'm flabbergasted.

No, you got where you are today because of your thirst for semen, and Carlsberg Special Brew.

Are you the member of a trade union by any chance?

Have you got over being ignored by Decs yet, or are you still livid?

It was worth the wait for your return - that's a fucking cracker!

I honestly find misuse of disabled parking bays disgusting. Why would a perfectly able bodied person need to park right outside a shop or restaurant, other than because they're an ignorant, selfish fucking wanker?

Was it that obvious?

I don't mean to appear insensitive, but I was rather expecting you to be dead by now. What's happened?

I think Eric is full of shit, as are you. Vivre.

I have no idea whether or not it's been "slow" on here today as I've been at work.

I suspect because you and Eric seem to be a double act. I'd be very surprised if you don't know him outside of CC.

I'll give your suggestion some consideration. I assume you agree on the turkey being overrated? What about the cock?

Probably roast beef - turkey is massively over rated. I'll enjoy it with a good quality horseradish sauce, and wash it down with a decent Merlot. What are you eating? Will it be cock again?

I see "they've" all logged off now. It's a wonder we won the war.

Oh, so you had to lose your rag before a fictional character on a fantasy forum acknowledged you? Fucking hell, you need help.

Sometimes it's better not to post anything.

Are you Jazz?

A threat of violence?

No danger of you logging out though - 24/7 is how Eric rolls, like a perpetual motion machine whose end product is fucking drivel.

Not only is he a piss taking cunt, he's an illiterate cunt too. His comment was a grammatical fucking car crash.

Am I am thick as clotted cream, that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter?

Well that's OK then! Once article 50 is triggered it'll all be absolutely fine. Sorry, I'm so thick I didn't realise that all we needed to do was trigger article 50. Cretin.