Ape™️
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You're absolutely right Spunky - no one who posts on here would get into an elite golf club or team, and that includes you. Fucking idiot.
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I wasn't driving......
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I'll pass - thanks all the same.
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What a treat, for the others on the stag, to have a despicable cunt like you with them. It'll be them who drink until they shit, to try and blot you out. Lol. lol.
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Thought you'd be out playing golf today, fuck face. Oh sorry, I forgot - that's all imaginary, isn't it?
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Can you see the irony in this comment, you gay-obsessed spunk gargler?
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Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt.
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Ticks give me the fucking horn.
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Oh, well in that case, I withdraw my nom forthwith. I had no idea you knew "this little sort."
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It's always nice to receive praise from a master of great noms like you. Can you perhaps indulge all your devout fans by making one of your brilliant noms, so we can see how it's done properly?
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There will always be exceptions to any rule. However, you don't generally see skank sluts with cigars sticking out of their twats walking around town centres, unfortunately.
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A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. Fucking disgusting sight. It's particularly vile when younger women do it.
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Enough of the euphemisms, you fucking poof. Lol.
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Ask her if she can detect any cunts in the pub. That'll test her powers.
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What a fucking stupid activity this is, unsurprisingly conceived by a French cunt. Apparently, the central principle of freerunning is that one should express oneself by moving fluidly in one's environment. To me, it appears that freerunners move through their environment like fucking idiots.
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People who add the milk to the cup before pouring the tea or coffee
Ape™️ replied to a topic in The Corner
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People who add the milk to the cup before pouring the tea or coffee
Ape™️ replied to a topic in The Corner
Evening Punkers, how's it going? -
He's a fucking idiot.
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Thanks for the sage advice from a veteran superstar. I'll try and take on board what you say. Stupid prick.
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All this hammer and shovel nonsense you insist on churning out is all rather childish, and only serves to make you sound like a fucking idiot.
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I had to negotiate that cuntabout when I took my full bike license test. Fucking nightmare thing.
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People who add the milk to the cup before pouring the tea or coffee
Ape™️ replied to a topic in The Corner
I'd run a system scan if I were you - it sounds like you've been infected by the Punkape virus. -
Is ciggy a euphemism for syringe of heroin?
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Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer.
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And the silly cunt left the EXIF data in the image too. Anyone fancy meeting up and murdering him?
