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Do you regret not trying harder at school? Apeknacker

I'd like to massively overtighten a big jubilee clip around panzerknackers fucking neck.

Sounds fair enough to me. How long after eating these items would the shite be optimal?

I was considering visiting the Vatican and having a massive fucking shit in St Peter's Basilica. What do you think?

Or alternatively just stop living. Lol. lol.

Fuck off you vile piece of scum.

I hope you show the general public more courtesy when you're on counter duty.

Sorry to burst your bubble Punkers, but men can't get pregnant. Lol.

I've just given you my entire day's quota of likes. Ironically, I fucking hate you.

Bill - I haven't lost anything.

With the size of that ear, he's more likely to keep it to the ground.

Fuck off big ears.

Here we go again - Eddie is bragging. Perhaps it's worth digging a bit deeper.

I very much doubt sales counter staff will be traceable through Companies House, so the plan is flawed Frank. Not to mention the likelihood of one of your twiglett-like legs breaking as you attempt to lift me. You haven't thought this through, have you?

It makes no difference to me whatsoever but as I've said, it's fun. What's evident from all this is you are, as suspected, a bullshitting fucking idiot.

With the accuracy of the GPS there'd be no need to go looking for the company - it's 100% clear exactly where it is. I'm not bothered at all about it, but it's providing some light entertainment for me. So, are you owners or directors or, as I suspect, parts sales assistants?

I recall you and fatso bragging about being directors or owners of your own company. I just wondered if that's still the case.

What's your position within this car spares company then?

It's not really surprising they are in the motor trade - explains a lot.

I'll just have a look at what companies are on the estate and see if any of them are likely to be owned and run by a pair of cretins.

I know exactly where this picture was taken now. Cheers!

If Punky is involved then the answer is a resounding yes.

I'm considering suicide after what Eddie has done to me. I'm broken.

You came very close to pulling your own trousers down - all thanks to your huge ego.

I don't really see it in your terms I'm afraid. I goaded you to post pictures and you did.