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It's a little known fact he was a secret bogier.

Shut up you fucking idiot.

Do stupid cunt dyke Americans have great teeth too?

I take great pleasure in parking my old motor really close to the two parking space wankers (generally BMW OR Audi).

Don't worry too much Scotters, I drive a fast approaching 12 year old year old Peugeot 406. Old is good!

We have to wait for him to put his trademark double LOL at the end of a invariably unfunny post, just to be 100% sure........

I was at a traffic light controlled crossroads tonight, in the right hand lane waiting to turn right. In the left hand lane a Q7 "Land Barge" appears, the left lane being the one you get in when you either want to go left or straight on. So, the driver, who is by default a fucking cunt, as soon as the light turn green, boots it away and turns right across the front of my car as I'm also turning right. Fucking idiot almost took the front of my wife's two week old car. He went hammering off, through a populated 30 mile per hour zone, like a bat out of hell. Why can't cunts like this either a). get caught in the act by the police or . just crash and die horribly? Cunts like this epitomise the type of special needs fucktards that buy these absurd vehicles.

My neighbour feeds a pair of the fuckers and it's not unusual to find fox shit on our drive. Dirty horrible bastard things.

My Mrs is on the Cava too, but unfortunately also watching Strictly Go Fuck Yourself. I'm off to the garage to drill holes in my face with an 18V DeWalt, as its preferable to enduring the Strictly garbage.

Idiot.

Had you made this comment 100 years ago, when cars where only owned by the rich, then it might make more sense. However, owning a car these days isn't really very exclusive and any cunt can afford even a "prestigious" marque like a shitty Mercedes.

That's some life you live, isn't it?

Since this is Cunts Corner I take that as a compliment.

You don't have to wait for Londonm to comment....Mercedes are cunts cars.

Vulgar. A perfect choice of word to describe the Cayenne. Wish I'd used it in my nom now!

Why the fuck would anyone want one of these neither-one-thing-or-another pieces of shit? Completely useless off-road and about as aerodynamic as a garage door. A true cunts car. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Frank owns one.

We've just been channel hopping tonight and have stumbled upon "Ramsay's Costa del Nightmares". A bigger load of fucking shit I cannot imagine. This cunt is supposedly a Michelin star grade chef, but prefers to spend his time making completely un-contrived "reality TV" shows where he swears a lot and fixes disfunctional restaurants. Fucking idiot.

Another load of utter drivel. Fucking idiot.

The subtle difference here is that KC doesn't sit at his keyboard banging out endless fuckimg inane drivel, that is not even remotely interesting, witty or funny.

Download Google Chrome and give it a try; it's a far better browser IMO.

Never really given a fuck about the Beatles to be honest; I prefer the Hillage version.

Do I detect a hint of the great Mr Hillage?

Oh yes! Why didn't I think of that? Fucking hell mate, you are hilarious.