Ape™️
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Wouldn't that be something for the weekend?
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Tomorrow I am replacing Mrs A's car with something a bit bigger, and consequently will be returning her current vehicle. It's always been looked after, kept clean, properly maintained and parked sensibly. Today, whilst parked in the school carpark, where it spends every working day, some utter piece of shit has managed to park unnecessarily close - there are no spaces marked and it's very big, and smash a door into it so hard as to crease the door skin. So the condition report I gave to the garage during the purchase of the new car, that there was absolutely no bodywork damage, is no longer true. I sincerely hope the cunt responsible is diagnosed with tertiary herpees [sic] and AIDS.
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It comes as no surprise where you are in the cunt chart, but even you are relatively good when compared to the prolific wanker 'eavens.
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Infant school playground humour from a silly little poof.
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It's fine - I actually "liked" one of his posts recently too, which felt very wrong if I'm honest. However, the prolific level of predominantly utter shit he's currently posting should keep his cunt index down at around 1.26. The odd "like" here and there is just noise in the data.
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Comedic gold. Only problem is it's the kind of comedy that makes people laugh at you, rather than with you. Fuck off.
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Any other shit off the BBC news website you wish to tell us all about? Wanker.
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I'm intrigued why @Mrs Roops had to edit this post, considering the lazy cunt author merely inserted a hyperlink to a BBC news page. Perhaps he tried to sneak some "Mushie" reference in. Fucking cunt.
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Sounds like you've been subjected to repeated off-axis reaming.
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1.25 Do you actually stop and think before you post your nonsense on here? You are a spectacularly stupid cunt.
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You utter fucking idiot.
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You're becoming a little obsessed with Ape it would seem. Are you feeling self conscious because all your posts are shit?
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Why not, for a change, try researching things before posting more drivel?
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I'm suprised you two haven't asphyxiated through all the laughter! I've had to use oxygen!
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I still cannot fathom why you are permitted to exist.
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The only thing he's trying is the patience of all sentient beings on this planet.
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Sound the flid klaxon.
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Frank, just saying "pile of shit" or "fuck off" may have once been funny (although it's hard to imagine when), but now it's just lazy, unimaginative and "frankly" very tiresome. Either up your game or fuck off, you twisted piece of shit.
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Indeed. As I said - fucking hilarious.
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It's such a shame you missed it! It was fucking hilarious.
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Errr, we both know that's not true, don't we? Fucking poof.
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Why have you got a bee-faced cum guzzler as your avatar? (Note no space before end of sentence punctuation). You massive wanker.
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Are you running in safe mode?
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And that's why Frank is paid the big bucks. Fucking idiot.
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