Ape™️
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I'm a member of the RAC.
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You can barely string two words together, you illiterate cretin.
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Somebody must have ordered a spacker instead then.
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Somebody order a cunt?
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Panzerspacker.
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I'll take that as a yes then.
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I'm no expert on the subject. Quincy will no doubt answer this in due course.
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I wonder if you could shite in a penguins mouth?
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Question: what the fuck are you going on about?
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Of course Withers.
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I think it's fair to say we'd miss your witty, humorous and bold noms worthy of credit, if you were to leave - had you ever made any. Goose-fucking surrender monkey.
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Do you regret not trying harder at school? Apeknacker
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I'd like to massively overtighten a big jubilee clip around panzerknackers fucking neck.
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Sounds fair enough to me. How long after eating these items would the shite be optimal?
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I was considering visiting the Vatican and having a massive fucking shit in St Peter's Basilica. What do you think?
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Or alternatively just stop living. Lol. lol.
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Ferry delays at Dover stopping travel to France.
Ape™️ replied to Witheredscrote's topic in The Corner
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I hope you show the general public more courtesy when you're on counter duty.
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Sorry to burst your bubble Punkers, but men can't get pregnant. Lol.
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I've just given you my entire day's quota of likes. Ironically, I fucking hate you.
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Bill - I haven't lost anything.
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With the size of that ear, he's more likely to keep it to the ground.
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Fuck off big ears.
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Here we go again - Eddie is bragging. Perhaps it's worth digging a bit deeper.
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I very much doubt sales counter staff will be traceable through Companies House, so the plan is flawed Frank. Not to mention the likelihood of one of your twiglett-like legs breaking as you attempt to lift me. You haven't thought this through, have you?
