Ape™️
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Is it that obvious?
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One day you'll find a woman prepared to fuck you Spunky - keep the faith.
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Is this something you chant on the golf course, Spunky?
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Bricktop!
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It's becoming very clear that Punkape.exe was written by a dribbling spastic retard, who wanted to create a virtual personality just like his own. Mission a-fucking-complished I'd say.
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Fuck off
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You seem quite angry tonight Punky - what's up? Was your Clubcard statement not all you hoped it would be?
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Had a few drinks tonight 'Sleeve?
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I'm sure you are well used to being told to fuck off 'Sleeve - your strange and creepy mannerisms are bound to irritate people on a daily basis.
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Fuck off
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It seems your imagination knows no bounds when it comes to cock, Punky. Fucking poof.
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Why do you continually blame your appalling command of written English on your "i phone"? It's not a sentient being - it does what you tell it. With regards Mrs Ape - yes, she took the night off for Eurovision.
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I think you'll find it's you're, not your, you spectacularly thick cunt. Lol.
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We're fucking glued to it. I absolutely love Eurovision, as does Mrs Ape. Stupid cunt.
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I think you may be crediting it with a little too much intelligence.
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It's astounding! Punkape.exe has produced output that I actually agree with. Who'd have thought it?
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Are you on drugs tonight Spunky?
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Whoever came up with the Punkape executable was a spiteful fucking cunt, that's for sure.
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What Punkape.exe needs is a ram upgrade. To be more precise he needs his face ramming through a shop window - a Tesco shopfront should do the trick.
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Tesco, obviously.
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Well it's a fucking shame the new board activity isn't killing yourself - then you could have a go at that as well. Cunt.
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Digging up posts approaching two years old? Surely even a complete twat like you had better things to do with their time? Pleb. Lol.
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Owning an iPad isn't really all that exclusive. Sounds like a load of utter fucking bollocks to me.
