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Sounds very familiar........

So what you're saying is we shouldn't post threads about what we find cuntish and just get on with things? Kind of defeats the object of the site, doesn't it?

There appears to be a breed of people whose working day revolves entirely around their tea breaks. The thing is, although the break itself "should" last 15 mins, there are pre and post break rituals that result in the lazy cunts doing nothing for well over half an hour. Dare to ask one to do something for you within the 15 minute pre-break window and you are told that "it's nearly tea time", which means you've got no chance for atleast half an hour. There was a cunt I used to work with we actually named Arthur Tea, as any request to actually do something was almost exclusively answered with.....well, you can work it out. Every one of the cunts reads The Sun too.

It may explain a few things......

Bollocks!

Arse!

Did you mean diabetic or alcoholic?!

This activity really grips my shit. I've just had some prick standing next to me in Tescos, while I'm choosing a bottle of wine, chomping away on a sandwich like a fucking pig. He also had a bottle of drink on the go too. Fuck all in his shopping basket either so I guess he was just going to finish his meal then walk out.

The cunt needs a good old fashioned witchcraft burning, either at the stake or nailed to an old door. I'm not fussy.

Are you serious? It looks like the kind of monstrosity that football playing cunts with a 1000000:1 money to sense ratio have built.

Just had a look at the house. The guy is a cunt, no question.

"Biopace" chain rings were all the rage when I did a lot of road cycling. As I recall they were a load of shit.

I keep seeing these idiots out on the road, straining to turn the pedals and travelling about one lamp post per revolution, whilst veering all over the road through the sheer effort. The concept of gear ratios is obviously beyond their mental capacity and as such they should be made to walk. Cunts.

A shameless cut and paste indeed. What a cunt!

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/calling_the_jackass.asp Look familiar?

Start dancing

The reference to "one of my mates" quickly revealed this post to be yet another load of fictitious bollocks Keith.

Clem the Gem......

Yes, I guess with such a limited intellect you have to use it sparingly.

When it comes to making someone look a cunt, Decimal, you do it no better than when the subject matter is yourself.

Have you been snorting Ajax again Keith?

You're a strange cunt, that's for sure.

Ok, curse him with being a stupid cunt. Blimey, that was.........

Turn him into a stupid cunt. Blimey, that was quick!

So, your idea, on a site specifically tailored to name the cunts of the world, is to make a list of cunts? You're a fucking genius!