Witheredscrote

Nor am I living in a police state, all our police and gendarmes are armed. Yesterday I was stopped at a routine car check for tyres etc. 2 gendarmes checking and 2 gendarmes with machine guns guarding them. It's the first time I have witnessed that, and I felt secure, not threatened.

I quite understand, I have the same problem. My wife was flying back to France today, I sent her a simple message 'have a safe flight'. After pressing 'send' I looked, and it actually said ' You have ruined my life you miserable cunt, I hope your plane crashes'. Modern technology, heh.

Yes, Manky and IKTC are wankers, aren't they.

Reported again, not that it will do me any good. Now if I were a left wing, disabled, black lesbian, or an IRA murderer, you would be in the cooler by now.

What's a where house, are you drunk again. Next time you order something from Amazon, order a dictionary at the same time. Thick angry cunt. 1066 indeed.

I thought Ron Moody played him very well in Oliver

What do you call one of those little grey boxes fitted to the back of a satellite dish? Drew's bungalow.

Reported.

I don't know about that Pansy, most Irishmen have very small, empty heads, but fucking great feet, and pockets full of potatoes. So they do, so they do.

Frank Spencer was a soppy cunt

I haven't got any shirts with collars, up or down. I have about 30 Tee shirts with horizontal black and white stripes, and little shoulder hooks to attach strings of onions. So I am definitely not a cunt...

John Holmes, what a prick!

Yes, an absolutely brilliant result, BUT it's still not Brucie is it. We must all try harder.

My granddaughter has got her first book 'Dreadlocks and de Three Badasses', who bin snorting my coke said the 1st rasta.............. Her second book is going to be 'Snowflake and the 7 Vertically Challenged Unemployed Thatcher Hating Miners'

I suppose I agree with you in part, but it is a very small part. The bigger part tells me you are talking like a piss poor social worker, so fucking do one.

Quite frankly I think it would be better if we were all buried under his patio. It would certainly be livelier. With my bad luck I would be rotting between Ape and Ding.

Amazing, why only yesterday I said to my wife ' the downside of living here is missing the good old U.K 3 pin plug, perhaps we should sell up, turn our backs on fresh air, uncluttered roads, less expensive wines, far superior health care, and go live in the U.K.' I am sure Gong agonizes over the same issue.

What type of cabbage Neil, Savoy, Red, or Schumacher?

I'm French, so I am sure my opinion isn't required.

It's alright Apeymatey, Roops and I have an understanding, I send her my surplus Camembert for free.

Glad you're back Edward, I've been lonely without you ( Ape was right ). It's been like trying to bump start a 747 Jumbo on here, devoid of any humour, and now that Rick has less coursework at college, over moderated. Any luck getting that jet for my Twin Webber?

Eddie, what's a gym?

'Beckhams Bang' was good. 6 million Jews can't be wrong

Where, Birkenau?. Must have been a big bottle.

So the U.K. Government has granted a license for the use of 3 peoples' DNA to produce progeny. Haven't these cunts involved in this 'fucking about with nature' project got anything better to do? Fuck knows where it will end, can you imagine, for example, a child produced from the DNA of Gypps, Droopy, and Frank. One screwed up kid forever trying to nick lead off a church roof, but constantly failing due to having vertigo, and wishing he lived in bungalow with a Greek poof. (They wouldn't use Ding's DNA as all progeny would commit suicide).