Witheredscrote

That's young Mustafa, a bit of a hot head I admit, but when it comes to delivering my pizza, I have never found anyone more reliable.

With any luck

Yes, but at least he is original. Shitting behind trees, and burnt frites indeed.

and what do we get for a pair of cunts in this game? erm, sorry, wrong thread.

Reported.

He really is quite useless, the racist cunt. The way he is going on, he will be banned. 'Goodbye Mr Chips'

Yes I was, and if Prick hadn't deleted your vicious racist slur I was going to report you to Roops. You are very lucky that you didn't end up becoming Punkape and Decs spitroast.

Arbroath3 : Forfar Athletic 2

Idiotic Welsh turd

Don't rise to their bait Ape, you did your best and were let down by the manufacturer. I feel truly sorry for your wasted effort, and please convey my sympathy to your lovely wife.

I know Ape, I know. I went away for a week, and returned to a site gone pear shaped. Fucking hell, where is everybody?. Bubba is in his garden shed drinking Polish vodka through a hose, and refusing to say anything. Eric has become an even bigger cunt and talks in riddles most of the time. Tell me, what's the point of trying, I might go back to Reunion and try and forget it all.

I genuinely thank you for the complement, but in fact I am feeling a tad guilty for what I said to him about this nom. I wager that shitting behind a tree in the dark is about the most exciting thing he has ever done in his life, and I have ridiculed his big moment, haven't I?

It has happened to me several times, I think Rick is behind it. You know what he is like, always fucking about and setting up crazy pranks.

I see that others have 'liked' this nom. I on the other hand do not think it amusing, you filthy, anti social cunt. I would love to see your reaction if somebody laid a log on the roof of your 'precious' caravan. Hopefully you would suffer an apoplectic fit, followed by a slow painful death.

All a bunch of shallow, insincere, arrogant and conceited cunts. That's just people who frequent this forum. I haven't any time for the Oscars either.

All good things come to those who wait. I have champagne on ice.

Feed him lots of shit, keep him in the dark, and he will do well then.

You stupid fucking cunt, I don't need holiday insurance. Reunion Island is a region of France and enjoys all the benefits of the mainland. Yesterday I went to a local pharmacie here, presented my Carte Vitale and a prescription from my doctor at home, collected my tablets, followed by a 30 minute chat in French and English. Eddie would have been disappointed though, as, despite being black, he didn't have a bone through his nose. Fuck off

I think I should say something constructive at this point, but being French , I can't be bothered. Vivre

Happy St. David's Day Evans. I hope you get arse raped by a disgruntled ex-steel worker wielding a giant leek

i strongly disagree, a piece of shit has a lot more charisma

I don't know about shut up, but you should grow up, you supercilious cunt. As for Bubba, as it is St. David's Day, I hope the fat little cunt drowns in a bowl of cawl.

Yes well I am aware that it is a bit further than your usual Skegness, but you should try and be a bit more adventurous.

You'd like it here Ape, the lava flows are so hot you could heat your saucepan of Tesco baked beans in 10 seconds and save on the cost of gas. You tight, miserable caravan towing cunt...