Witheredscrote

All I am saying Snatch is that if my geese had necks as big as this fucking thing, I could not wring them.

I hate this Mexican cunt for the simple reason he has the world's biggest prick. He says it stops him having full sexual satisfaction blah de fucking blah. As I type, our Nobgobbler is no doubt on a 747 to Mexico City, and Punkers is pumping industrial lubrication up his chuff. He wraps the fucking thing in cloth so that he can display it. Please don't post any of the pictures ( in the Sun ) as it will offend Rick.

I'm having a crap as I type this, does that help?

Fuck off you pen pushing cunt.

You won't get it, you are too boring. Even the common cold virus avoids you. Fuck off.

You obviously failed at that task, as you are still full of it.

A bus would smell like a kettle of fish if Roops was riding on it.

So should your Range Rover. One that attracts lightning. oh lol

Amazing, baking soda. Keep it up, but when they cremate you, won't you be a lot bigger?. I'd fucking laugh if your arse got jammed in the furnace door.

I have no doubt the above was posted whilst you were in your cold smoking shed out the back of the Council offices. This is the 5th time you have posted these comments about me over the last 6 months. Is there a cold draught in there which is effecting your thought process. Wear a woolly hat...

Peace and quiet, coupled with good manners when they visit Europe would be a start. Fucking oiks.

So the deranged spider crab Theresa May has made a speech to the World Economic Forum ( aka Freeloading Pointless Cunts ) in Tobleroneland stating that the U.K will be a world leader in trade after Brexit. The stupid cunt's Brexit plan is unravelling already, and she has made this shit prediction. More importantly, what is the U.K going to trade?. Cheddar cheese, Branston pickle, Welsh steel. Get real. I am sure you will be pleased that the sun is shining here, it is rather chilly, but I am sitting on the terrasse, surrounded by my beloved geese, sipping a rather fruity red. Fuck you all.

No, that's you, that is.

You owe me a new keyboard you cunt. I have just spat coffee all over it laughing at this. To be honest, the only thing you could say to make me laugh more was to tell be that the Webbed Footed Wanker had both his legs shattered in a multiple pile up on the Norwich orbital.

This is the quality of post that made the Corner great. It is fair to say that Rick has come a long way since posting this.

To be honest Snatch it is quite an honour.

He is sharing his cell with a 27 stone niggerian. I bet old Punky has got the poor fucker bent over the end of the bed, and his ring piece is being well and truly fisted, whilst they both recite the Lords Prayer.

I find nothing humorous about the crucifixion of our Lord Jesus Christ. Wait 'til Punky gets out, you're in deep shit.

You did mention on another thread that you have had some of you posts removed on other sites, and couldn't see why. Maybe the mods thought them so boring it would drive other members away. Its certainly working on here

He is pretty limp and wet, but there again, he always was.

Being a good Catholic, he will not complain if he is. He is in all probability standing in his cell, dressed in a horse hair shirt, fladging himself, and whispering 'Lots Of Lashings'

Repetitive bollocks, and furthermore you will be in deep shit when Punkers is paroled.

Just imagine Drew sitting on his roof tied to the chimney all night, because he hasn't got an upstairs. That should cheer you up.