Witheredscrote

We French organise a bbq correctly, fresh meat and poultry prepared by a village boucher and cooked on locally produced charcoal to perfection. Chilled white wine is served along with the finest French beers. French children are seen but seldom heard at these social gatherings. No fat people or chavs are invited.

I once stopped off for a shit in Swindon. Very disappointing, and the town was no better.

I care Frank

Oh come on Dexs, I don't wish to be rude, but if your kids went to live with anybody who was mentally stable the shock would kill them surely.

What do you suggest for crabs?

The cunt has shared a podium with Trump, in Jackson, Mississippi. You may well get your wish Bawsy. Heinrich Himmler was a cunt.

Roops and Rick came joint last apparently. Then they became CC moderators as Admin deemed them to be fully qualified.

PC World have several vacancies. Get a job there you boring cunt.

You bunch of boring cunts with your I T bollocks. Talk about the nom, or fuck off and do a Steve Jobs

Sorry Ding, I wasn't referring to you. I was addressing the Double R comedy killing duo. Thanks for the compliment though.

What the fuck has this got to do with the Samba? It's good to see you boring cunts trying to get this nom back on thread.

I am not welcome in my local church. Apparently sucking off the maire during communion is not an acceptable sign of peace here, but I got planning permission to build a gite.

Never invite a vegetarian to your scat party, their shit smells fucking terrible .

Leave Fatima out of it, she is having trouble with the drugs squad. Apparently they discovered 5kg of crack in her knickers

What is it with these newbies. Are they all victims of the Zika virus?.

We will have to keep a close eye on this one William, or he/she will be trying to take over the place. The 'handle' is a tad suspect, might be the type who shits in a Pyrex bowl and eats it.

230 posts of absolute fucking shite. That's my opinion.

Fucking hell Pukey, two withdrawals in one day. One from the bank, and one from the caddies arsehole.

What do you think off this Hector cunt QC? .Dexs can't stand him, and wants him dead. I am beginning to agree with him, though I have never been formally introduced. Seems a smug Etonian type and golfer

I am surprised that Bill even suggested it was you. Go and shit in his mouth. Bisous

I bet you do when you tuck into your Quiksave burgers you tight cunt.

On reflection Ape, wouldn't it have been quicker to have typed Bubba. Salut

You would know

Yes what a cunt indeed. I have been in the company of one of these Hector types most of the day. His name is probably Hercule, the big headed Gallic cunt. They have put him in a bedroom next to me. Shall I dress like a nurse, creep into his room and peep at his sack for you?

I could give you quite a complex answer regarding French mealtimes, names and customs, but it is easier to tell you to fuck off you nosey cunt.