Witheredscrote

3 Beckhams , 3 absolute cunts , end of , next cunts svp

Have a look at the list of Mps' ' Outside earnings' for last year . Fucking One Eye McBroon £900,000 + ! , and George 'Look at me' Galloway £ 300,000 + , AND they are fucking jocks.

So this double chinned cunt ( Tory this time ) failed to declare £400,000 'outside earnings' , in clear breach of parliamentary rules. Is he being fined , of course not . All he has got to do is officially apologise. Apparently the committee accept that it was a simple oversight on his part. Yes , and my cocks a fucking bloater.

What is this shite , the monthly meeting of CAMRA ? . Fuck off and start being cunts

Your day was obviously better than mine or you wouldn't give a fuck

Tripe

Well old Stevie never fails to amaze me. He now claims that mini black holes in space could provide the whole of planet earth with electricity. The downside is it could destroy us. Apparently he is now going to do a tour of exciting but complex lectures . I bet old Scotty has already got his tickets and will be seen in the audience swigging vodka from a brown paper bag. The climax of the lecture is when he explains that black holes are in fact grey. At this point if Neil is in the crowd there will be jizz flying everywhere. Will somebody PLEASE take away his wheels and piss on his keyboard.

Yes fuck off Bill

I bet those 4 girls who have rowed across the Pacific had a strap - on or 3 hidden in the locker. Coxless 4 ?. There were probably a couple of deck hands on a super tanker at night saying ' we got a problem ?, I can smell rubber burning'.

Sorry about that Spotters , I will take back the 'fuck off' bit , but I still feel he should put his head in a running mower.

In 1987 I was on a studio refurbishment at the BBC and 3 of us were wheeling our tools through a corridor at the start of a nights work. The fat ignorant curry scoffing cunt was walking torward us with his minions. My mate stood aside and said '.great show last night Tel'. The bog eyed cunt shouted ' Its Mr Wogan to you lot'. Showing true colours or what. My mate told him to fuck off back to the bogs and there was an enquiry ha fucking ha

Dear M, Germridden , as our resident chairman of the welcoming committee is on leave continuing his fight with congenital syphilis I would like to , on behalf of all members , welcome you to the forum. I am sure others will be along to give you words of encouragement. Now in true tradition please fuck off to your garden shed , start the mower and put your head in it. Withers

Know him , I bet you are related to him

Well Baws maybe I was being a tad harsh on this cunt. The avatar is good and as you say present But surely it would be better if he were holding the pistol the other way round . 3 out of 5 overall

Alf Garnett had MP's sussed. Look at 'Till Death...'. Series 1 / Ep 1 About 2.35 mins in.

Fuck me another ,essay writer .I fell asleep after the 'bilious rant' bit. Fuck off and bore some other forum. Cunt

To my knowledge it is a 'fudge' of gays

it would have to be a fucking big pole

You were probably pissed Scotty , thought of that.

So the Royal Navy is having to refit its Type 45 Destroyers with bigger engines & generators after repeated total electrical failures on all 6 ships. Could cost 10's of millions of pounds said a spokesman. For fucks sake these things cost a billion each and the electrical engineers couldn't calculate how much electric they would need. We are not talking about wiring a 2 bedroom house , this is a financial disaster. So who will get the chop for this , in all likelihood no one . Cameron will probably give the cunt(s) responsible fucking knighthoods and the tax payer gives more money to put this right. I don't live in or pay U.K tax anymore but this has made my piss boil . R A F fighters using the flight decks of French aircraft carriers because their new carriers aren't ready. What next. Useless overpaid thick chinless cunts to a man.

Is this Frank ?

lol lol , whats this shit , frankly its cuntish

Gypps , I've got syph' , what do I get ?

yes straight to the point of a fucking sharp knife with luck .

To be frank ,fuck off Frank