Witheredscrote

I much prefer you as Frank, much funnier and erudite. Better than when you are wearing this ' Lorry driver's head '.

How do you know it would have mattered, you weren't there.

Surely we should be encouraging newbies to post more, and not subjecting them to abuse. I was rather hoping that admin/mods had stamped out this kind of aggressive behaviour, but sadly not. Such a shame, as the site is doing so well at the moment. Just look at last nights offerings for example. Oh.... lol

What about the 'Blanx' toothpaste advert. The tube has an LED on the end so that you can shine it on your teeth. Just imagine what that would be used for if you left a tube in the presence of Punkape.

There are also a lot of geese and ducks in this world suffering from Scrotaphobia.

Yes, but then again I am French. A two faced cunt 'til my last breath.

Don't think so, it's not brown and it doesn't walk into coffee tables.

It is up Neil's street, Bognor fucking Regis to be exact. Its on his itinerary apparently, and for an extra £ 5 you get to shake his hand. Fat, useless cunt, and McFaddens no better.

Anybody else seen the t.v. ad that has started airing. V. I. POO, I kid you not, a pre-dump handbag size spray that gets rid of the smell of shit. Just spray in the water. A little container will set you back £ 10!!. ' Stop being embarrassed about leaving a bad odour ' they say. Fuck off, I like the next user's eyes to fucking water with the stench I have left. I just hope the stupid cunts who make this can supply in 5 litre containers. That rancid old cunt Lady Pen would need at least that amount.

and it is pointless you trying to impress me with that bollocks, I am very happy being a thick French cunt who has spent 5 hours today sitting in the sun, on the terrasse, drinking Chardonnay. So take your platinum-iridium and scrape the moss off your wet jock patio with it.

Why?. This cunt is English. We have more than enough cunts of our own to put in vaults. Oh, fuck off

That's not going to happen, now is it. They don't let common riff-raff into the RSC. On the other hand they make the French very welcome. lol R.I.P... Punkers.

I highly recommend a stroll due south of Beachy Head.

Training session my arse, more like rehabilitation. Withering Shites

No there wouldn't, the majority of people have got more important things to worry about. Why don't you go on Mastermind, your specialist subject could be ' Anger, and it's part in posting boring and repetitive noms'. Bruce Forsyth indeed.

Scientists have today announced that it might be possible to grow potatoes on Mars, so that will benefit all of mankind, won't it. I bet the Paddies are clamouring to buy one way tickets ( with luck )

good post, good post

I did this one ages ago, and with more style I may add. In turn it was done to death. Please try and pay more attention and perhaps keep the cork in the bottle

The colour of a mans skin should not matter you racist cunt. Fuck off

Gentlemen PLEASE, the last 6 posts have been nothing but petty childish bickering, and it is upsetting me. Please refrain, and aim your collective vitriol toward Bubba and Ding. Now they are truly deserving of your abuse. Cunts.

Coincidentally bog snorkelling in lard is a favourite past time in this region of France, in which I participate. Let me tell you, it is nothing like trying to find a minge.

A nice one with a path, not too expensive.

Absolutely nothing remotely associated with you can be termed orderly.

How about somebody devoid of any sense of humour being a moderator on a site like CC?

Andreas Lubitz, co-pilot for Germanwing killed 149 people, and he was being treated for depression. For fucks sake............