Witheredscrote

This nom would have more success if you had said 'SPILT Load', thus guaranteeing at least 10 replies from Punkey.

You stupid thick fucking deluded fat soppy cunt. I suppose that when he had done all of the above, he would have then put a shiny new Formica worktop on your front counter as a personal thank you for your support. Worthless wanker.

I could not agree more. Now make sure it happens and fuck off. We Frogs have had more than enough of your dithering.

What you say is very true Rick, but you are one boring fucker, are you not. Where is the knob joke in this?

Talking about stitching up a cunt, do you want to buy an Austin Allegro, owned by a vicar. V.G.C. £ 3000

Was Punkers ever really switched on?

I can imagine your front counter colleagues and customers feel the same when you return from your week at Clacton. Regaling them with tales of how you threw up over the windmill on the crazy golf course, and took a shit in the Hall of Mirrors.

I've got one of those on my knob, it's blue and bulging

you forgot the lol

Bubba's family home, known locally in Cwmbran as 'Tarbrush Villa' , has a blue plaque. It is where the Bass singer and black activist Paul Robeson lodged whilst working with miners. Bubba's mother was very fond of Paul, and Bubba doesn't need to use sun block cream.

What, like Bubba?

A glass of stoat?. Fancy walking up to the bar and asking for a glass of stout, and the deaf daft cunt of a barman served you up a weasel in a pint pot. What larks as it bit your nose as you took a sip.

You deluded, confused old crone, you meant cunt.

That must be one hell of a lot of jizz

given me a fucking headache.

What is the matter with you, are you unloved?

Bubba liked this

That wobbly little cunt Bubba will be Googling this one.

Is that the truth Jack. I don't think we can handle the truth. I bet you eat breakfast with 4,000 immigrant farm workers pointing their pitchforks at you.

Tesco are doing hysterecs at the butchery counter for only £ 19 - 99. Every little helps. Can you let Ape know please.

I am not revolting.

Sorry Punkers, you forgot the most important bit. I hope you don't object. Bon santé lol

You do realise that if you agree with anything that Eric posts you have signed your own death warrant on here. Cunt

Bubba is the bench, wooden.

You cheeky cunt, that's my line, and Eric pays me to share it.