Witheredscrote

Absolute shite, but an improvement on Luton Airport

I've had it Scotters, sitting on the bog trying to evacuate my bowels ready for the next session. I fear I am going the same way as Frank. Do you want me to give him a message.

Are you suggesting that Frank has died due to a MikeD head transplant ? The timing fits well, Mike disappears, Frank starts acting strangely, his head starts to shrink to the size of a walnut, and he is no more. Was Mike swimming off Fife and decapitated by the propeller of Frank's boat. So many unanswered questions.

How?. Gypps would certainly not get laid by a golf playing, ac/dc, Thatcherite. It is against her principles. Even as pissed as she gets, arse up in a flowerbed, her radar would catch you homing in.

Please don't give such a detailed answer, it only encourages the cunt

You got?!. I got this pile of shit off the ground by sacrificing my excellent 'Head' nom. I have got a friend on Caister Parish Council you know. Watch it you ungrateful cunt

What in your piddling little hovel?. It is just the one guest then. Make him/her feel at home by removing all the doors, and don't forget to burn some dried camel shit in the grate.

You are a hard woman Gypps, but I wager you are a really good shag.

I just can't help it Frank, the public love me. I am so selfless, tonight I sacrificed my own nom to help Decs.

You can always rely on a Welshman, always there when they need you.

Upon reflection this nom is a crock of shit. So boring that even Punkers is too embarrassed to reply to it...

A car, and like this nom, a pile of shit

This is a brilliant nom and could run longer than Slacker's Luton Airport shit, and Punky still hasn't commented.

Fuck off over to Erith tonight and distribute some of your hammers. 200 rioting last night. Estimates are 500 tonight.

Fuck off you Welsh cunt, you whinge worse than a wop. Hope this helps

Anybody remember David Icke in the early '90s. He is now a professional conspiracy theorist and all round cunt.

Its definitely not out of pity, I just want to keep this nom alive so that lots of people can see what a soppy cunt you are. You have yet to be lolled by Punky.

Fucking typical of the cunts on here. At last a truly riveting nom after a very lean period and nobody is interested. This is much more exciting than Bill's 'Luton Airport', and that shit got 33 replies.

You are right about the smell, I wish I had been on the 360 Eye in Brighton. I would have given the cunts something to moan about.

No cancer

I have, fucking shit

A worthy project in my opinion. The authorities probably knew I was moving to the county and rightly wanted to impress me, as I indeed am. Pay your tax and stop whinging.

Sorry Ed, it wouldn't work. A Somalians scrawny neck couldn't carry the weight of your bonce

So an Italian neurosurgeon claims that he will carry out the first human head transplant as early as next year. He has a voluntary recipient who will have the new head. Imagine waking up with a new head. I just hope the donor isn't a CC member. Would you change your name to Eddie?

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