Frank

If it weren’t for the playing of punters, where else could I humour myself for tuppence?

Well, it appears that you think I might be. Whilst playing you like a Cuntman on here the other week, you were practically hanging on my every word. I’m the best on here.. always have been.

You and your humourless fucking out of tune drivel, dissecting punkape posts at seven in the morning, will be the death of this site. Remember that I’ve been around long enough to know that you’re only here by default.

Awful. Plain fucking awful.

There’s something about him, ape. Sometimes, he makes me laugh. You never have, and never will.

You won’t catch Alf pulling up punters on typos.

You’ve embarrassed yourself today to such a degree that you’re now in the wiz/stubby/scotty/rat camp. They’ll be no further correspondance between us.

Pacing oneself doesn’t cover disappearing acts. Put it to the Roops or accept you’re the thick fucking charlatan we all know and love.

I can’t think of anything worse than fucking some over-familiar jowly cunt, however gorgeous, for 20 years. How much time do you need?

Hey?

Morning, Alf.

I think I’m ready for my third and final album.

Alf doesn’t really count, but I’ve fucked over nearly half the board today, ape. I need another wig.

Ape what’s going on? I’m back and although I don’t know how it looks from your end, I feel on form.

Another strained abysmal attempt at god knows what shit you’re trying to convey. You thick fucking cunt.

Olly, I’m not reading that. You’re a mess.

I’m prepared to walk away on a jib-jab

Fuck off, Neil. Idiot.

It’s not as simple as just lifting the ban and allowing you to post freely. You crossed the line, and as Mrs R rightly said, you got away with it lightly. There are several underlying issues that still need to be addressed. Thankfully, I’m assured that your posts will be closely monitored until I and the mod team agree that you can be trusted.

If you’re still here in December, I’m going to come after you.

Sorry I’m a little late coming back to this, shithead. I’m not keen on upsetting anyone here, but it appears you’ve gone and done an ollybore. If you had to rate your own performance, hand on heart, which would you choose... 1. Fared reasonably well considering. 2. Died a fucking death as predicted. 3. Self-demoted to the sidelines, stunned into silence. Pace yourself, timing is everything. Here, have this..

Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid cunt.

What?

Show me one, just one fucking Wiz post that’s made you laugh this year. Impossible.

No.