Frank
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Bill, you're an academic of sorts. Against my best advice, my daughter is off to Edinburgh university in September to study History of fucking Art. Is there such a thing as a 'non-vocational' degree? She won't talk to me.
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Here she is with Rolf, Ol. His intro is just sublime!
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Afraid so, Ape... rare bone marrow.
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Olly I've been listening to Kate's '50 Words For Snow' all week. I'm not feeling great.
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Pen, Mrs K is testing a new anti-snoring device this evening. It's a sizeable gummy contraption that slots in and over the front teeth, opening the airways and hopefully keeping her shtum. The sight of her jowly face combined with this fucking thing in her gob makes me want to punch the back of her head in.
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Sorry.. no. I'm running LP and Punky tonight. Max three IP's on this account.
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I don't think you're going to last. You've got until the weekend to make me laugh.
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What do you want?
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An act of self-deprecation and spite, the redundant old cunt's deliberately used five commas in a single sentence.
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I'm standing outside the great Roman arena in Nîmes. My folks used to drag me along to the Ferias de Nîmes every September, the cunts. Send me a picture of your cock.
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Blatant racism is becoming commonplace on this site. I won't stand for it.
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Pen x...
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My sentiments exactly. Enjoy your holiday, Alf.
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Fuck off.
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Pile of shit.
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Dance with me Neil.
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I've got Stubby slightly ahead on this one Bill. If he pulls out a second deck, you're in trouble.
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Thanks for reaching out. You just seem a little creepy these days. You're tip-toeing around the site like an anxious wet weekender, as if some cunt's going to ridicule your next post or nom. You've always copied others, so why stop now?
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You appear to be in a spot of bother bubble. Let's talk.
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Bits of bitty fuselage stuck to his arse cheeks after a morning's session pummelling baby helicopters up his bumhole. Stupid old bastard.
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Pen I'm in Avignon having a little café noisette just next to the Palais des Papes. Wish you were here x
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I don't think I like your tone, Dr. Quim.
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Fuck off you idiot.
