Frank

She's a very elegant lady.

Not at all Bill. I like you.. a lot. Every day's a school day.

'Never mind that it is limited to one word, spelled wrong (salope is by its very nature feminine, and so an E is suffixed you philistine)'.. Incorrect cockchomper. Salop (pronounced sallo).. https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/salop No need for an apology. Just accept it and then simply fuck off. Smuggy little tartée

Don't flatter the smuggy salop. Can you expand on this a little?

Absolutely gorgeous, Cuntspot. Two or three seater?

never heard of her.

Once again my petit salop, you have overcooked your retort and left me all in a spin.. and a little underwhelmed. You are in fact rubbish in every respect.

It makes perfect sense.. no? Tenant scum.

The poor sod must be suffering. I guess he had it coming.... revenge of the zombies.

​poof

​I can almost smell the scent of you about to have a pop at our Bill. You're certainly dragging it out, old-timer. He's a real challenge you know...

​The Rev's silence is golden.

Good show bawsey.. although somewhat hit and miss. Malaysian 370 and MH17 to name but two.

​Veedon Fleece?

​Late night, Proper? Take tomorrow off.. it's on me.

​Have you added a new feature to your Chris Reeves (puff- forward / suck- reverse / swallow- continuous spin) wheelchair? This cunt might hurt you..

​I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GORNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD… Noted. ​That's not entirely true.. smuggy. LBC's Nick Abbot, although restricted, has both wit and intelligence.

​ A schoolboy error Scotty. The conceited bore will be the first to acknowledge that there still is so much to learn… the tenant scum.

​I don't particularly want to get involved in any of this nastiness.. I'm sure you'll both come to your sappy senses. When did Decimus become a pudding?

​The Spotlight understudy filling for the understudy who failed to show. Plain awful.

I could only wish to aspire to the things you've achieved in this corner for cunts. The difference you make hasn't gone unnoticed. I am a little further south of France - the med runs through my vains.

Arise, Sir Van.

​What an awful priggish little man. Perhaps we can come up with some sort of schedule that you can follow, so that we can get along. Meanwhile, kindly shut the fuck up.

​He has his place. I don't like to see the weak being bullied by all and sundry. Put yourself in his shoes.. you can't argue with an idiot.