Frank

Call me..

Quince I refuse to read that until it's correctly formatted and it makes some sort of fucking sense. Even then I might choose to ignore it.

Do you really think a man of my stature would consider engaging in some sort of fracas with a short-arsed greasy fucking spare parts/motor mechanic drip from Crayford?

'if I die tonight, bury me in my favourite yellow leather patent shoes'. Fantastic. Idiot.

You've bled this one dry Ed, you stupendous fucking low-life. Shut up and move on.

I'll always be the best on here. Listen up, turd..

It never rains but it pours. Sack of shit.

Pen..

I'll take anything bend. Is it good? I'm stuck in fucking Dorset for the week. Did you watch Flowers?

I've just found it on a completely different thread.. apologies Rick. Faggot.

Pen, earlier this morning I called you a silly old cunt on your 'good morning' thread. The mods have removed the post. What do you think about that?

Not at all Ed.. I love that man. Remember it was me who relentlessly campaigned for his release. When he's on form, no cunt can touch him, and I miss my dandy quince. Any news on that pump?

When I read 'united dingkom', I laughed so hard until I remembered that I probably hate you more now than I ever did.

United Dingkom. That must have hurt, surely?

I liked decs post, above.. rarely does that man fail to make me laugh. Bill's really shone this week too with his United Dingkom. You, however, well... disappointing at best, and you fucking well know it.

Silly old cunt.

Fucking hell. Just plain awful. Fuck this, fuck you and fuck off.

Is that really you quince? Shit.

Considering your current dire fucking circumstances, that's probably the best riposte the board could've hoped for. I can't speak for bubble, but whilst you currently enjoy the sole ownership of me, perhaps you might consider some maintenance combined with a little humour. Fucking chancer fly-by-night sack of shit.

I'm still lacking the self-belief to consider knocking out any sort of nom, but I promise to make up for it soon with a showstopping video. Alright.. mate?

You've become an overnight total fucking embarrassment. A real shocker of an idiot. This place, this one place where I seek refuge from everything that is shit... I find you - Quincy fucking Cockfingers. Fucking cunt.

Fuck off.

Absolutely rubbish.

Please.. do something.

That would be super. Without being silly, are you really the King of Ding?