Bubba C

The manager of said farm shop probably loves customers who take up space for just for a drink, with a jug of tap water to drag the length of time they are sat there for even longer, so has informed the waitress to treat the free-loading profit-eating bastards with contempt so they duly fuck off elsewhere.

Thanks Edward. At least that cunt made it his profession and became filthy rich through it. The baggy jeaned cunts who roll around the local shopping centres dreaming of being spotted by some extreme sports filming cunt need mowing down, sharpish.

Was that you whispering to me in there? I thought I was going insane, like my brain had finally given up and had been taken over by a barely coherent jock. I jest, but now we've been unleashed, can we agree what happens in Sing Sing, stays in Sing Sing.

I'm game for an explanation too. Although waiting around for an 'In The Name of The Father' moment may be a waste of time.

Fuck off, Quincy.

There's something inherently wrong with a grown man in his 30's whose preferred mode of transport is a fucking skateboard. Skateboards should be reserved for edgy teens and weekend dads buying a present for kids they don't really know anymore. And don't get me started on the 'cool' cunts who have big, looping holes in their fucking earlobes at 35+ years. Fuck off.

Cheers for the heads up. No need to emphasise 'little' comments though. That fucking imbecile can barely string a sentence together that's comprised of more than 6 syllables.

He's a cunt. End of. Not meant as a compliment either. He appears to be getting kicks out of supposedly winding people up by being a bit 'zany', when truth be told, people are just pissed off and bored shitless by his existence. He craves acceptance, yet will always be found wanting. I'd say ignore the cunt as he serves absolutely no purpose. Although I'd keep an eye on the creepy cunt, his self proclaimed success with the ladies is extremely odd, and his borderline rapist comments towards the fairer members of the corner should perhaps be reported to the authorities. So should Wizardsleeve for that matter. Slimy, lecherous cunts, the pair of them.

Shoosh.

Hear, hear. Now fuck off, Frank.

I'm pretty sure being raped by you would be similar to being bitten by a gnat, Mike. The victim would feel nothing more than a little prick, and then carry on with their day.

Decent nom. I hate these cunts. Along with those idiots who stop dead for no fucking reason, or just stand in doorways, oblivious to the annoying carnage they cause. At least on an escalator, there is only a small amount of time before they have to move, else they (hopefully) get a shoelace caught and subsequently chewed up in the machine. Cunts.

Fair point, Michael. I suppose it could have been one of his many rent boys.

A cc convention would surely be akin to Armageddon. A coming together of the worlds most miserable bastards, who have utter contempt for nearly everything/everyone on the planet. I'm sure the fucker would stop spinning on its axis at the exact second Frank and Mike start swinging their handbags at each other in the car park like some sort of Big Bang. Bill, if you'd like to supply the refreshments, that'd be superb. Quincy may come along too, if he's finished gunning down the employees at his local HMRC office. Ding, this is purely hypothetical fantasy shit, please don't take it literally and multi-quote moan asking where your invite to the party is.

Fucking hell, Francis. I've not had the opportunity to meet you so far. It seems I needn't have been concerned by others sycophantically rimming your hairy gaping anus and the impending acerbic put downs you're so revered for. Not only are you a complete fucking bore, you're also an illiterate spunk stain to boot. Although I must say, your Friday night video was mildly entertaining, you utter cunt.

Right, Ding, fucking hell, it appears you've missed the point, yet again. Ask your handler to explain things to you before posting, please.

Assuming this is a nom about regional news being shit, I present exhibit A for deliberation: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35894591 Shit, figuratively and literally.

Ding, what is the actual point of your posts? Is there intended humour in there? Unfortunately, even when you try and highlight said humour (through bullet points, large font sizes, multiple colours and excessive exclamation mark use), I fear you're still struggling. Can I suggest we play a game that will bring a smile to the faces of all the miserable cunts here? Let's sit down to a friendly game of Russian roulette using a semi-automatic (not autistic) revolver. You can go first.

Isn't that rape, Mike?

Quite. I usually wait for this to happen so I can purchase the microwave ready meals at a reduced price in my local Tesco express. RRP is a cunt.

Almost correct. Whilst that classless, class A raddled cunt, Slackers may have lost sight of the end game, I fear our Yorkshire ferret managed to escape my cross hairs on account of my imposed exile. The only charm offensive that droning idiot could go on that would bring even a slight interest of warmth from my good self, would be to line up a yard of Domestos shots and try to beat the world record and down them all in 30 seconds. Last I heard of QC, he was off hiking up Kilimanjaro in his denim cut-offs with only 2 cheese sandwiches and some melted Kendall mint cake as sustinence. To at least reference the nom and hopefully evade the attention of the omnipotent cunts here, Bodybuilders are cunts, I sit next to an 'ex' bodybuilder whenever I go in to my office, the fucking clown never shuts up about how he once took a cocktail of 10 different supplements and almost achieved 3rd place in some backwater, amateur fucking posing bollocks completion. Fuck off, you thick cunt Lou Ferrigno and Arnie are cunts.

Can you not just wear your Tesco uniform and go on the bus as usual?

That deserves a knighthood, let alone a Duke of Edinburgh award. Little, tractor driving bastards.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20781625 Sarah Connor is a cunt

She sounds like she's in the top 1 percentile of intelligent cunts on Twatter. Good thing Adam Johnson is locked up, don't know if Bill Gates needs a Sunderland kit.