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The Beast

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  1. Now that Frank has shit a brick, we will be suffering even more bilge from this hairy arsed cunt.
  2. Are you well? Even being of a certain age myself, I wouldn't or most likely, couldn't.
  3. Shut your fucking hole. Good at dishing it out aren't you?
  4. You are so fucking cynical. However, I did ask myself why all this shit didn't happen a few weeks ago when the European football was being played. I am not a conspiracy lover, but with these slippery bastard political turds, you never know what is genuine and what is smoke and mirrors.
  5. I think the main problem is so many people are under suspicion, there simply isn't the resources to monitor them adequately. As for the religion side of this, I am wary of any faith that promotes mutilation of genitals. If silly arses want to starve themselves during daylight hours for a holy month, then make sure you are not doing a job where subsequent affected performance will endanger others' lives.
  6. As an ordinary citizen who does not advocate this sort of act, I don't know if the present strategy of dealing with the threat is adequate. We hear about a successful attack, but we are not party to information on how many are prevented. I tend to take my own view, rather than the shite fed to me. When it comes to the crunch, there are plenty of sympathisers to the cause of these jihadists here in the UK. Whether or not a sympathiser has the stupidity to be brainwashed into committing such an act is another question, but make no mistake there are plenty of them in most Towns and Cities.
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    BoJo of the FO

    Good critique. However, in spite of all that, he has done 17 million people a good turn by possibly getting the UK out of a dirty, corrupt and failing club.
  8. Why? What authority do you have?
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    Theresa May

    Being the daughter of a vicar, I hope she doesn't do god. I'm sure she will be like most politicians, the mouthpiece for the hidden hand of vested interest.
  10. If that's what you think, things can only get better.
  11. Bill, you have the manners of a teeth bearing baboon. You are as territorial as Maltese ponce in Soho. Nobody has a monopoly here.
  12. You are not alone. I reckon he is some hen pecked ponce that lives on a red bricked lego estate, spends too much time looking at his ugly boat in the mirror, preening himself at his wife's behest, who also spends shit loads on cosmetics. I bet he owns a red car too. No offspring either I bet. A Jaffa with a non job in some I.T bollocks or something of the like.
  13. Don't go off piste. If I need a bootlicker I know where to find you, like Schumacher head stoved-in veggie style.
  14. Nice to meet you. Are you his skivvy?
  15. If you don't like it, don't comment. Are you too thick to realise you cock?
  16. A teacher asks pupils to say a sentence containing the work contagious. Johnny stands up and says, "when you cough or sneeze you should put your hand in front of your mouth to stop spreading germs that are contagious" Tommy stands up and says, "My mummy wouldn't let me see my cousin last week because he had chicken pox and could still be contagious" Kai stands up and says, "My dad saw our neighbour painting his house. My dad said why is he using a 2 inch brush? It will take the cunt ages"
  17. As a man of frugal means, or in other words a fucking peasant, I am happy with my lot. Yesterday a high court judge ruled that an ex model should receive £53 million in a divorce settlement. She had already declined a previous offer. The list below is what the lady said she needed to maintain her lifestyle. I fucking despair. £40,000 a year for fur coats £109,000 a year for haute couture dresses £21,000 a year on shoes £60m to afford a luxury London home A £4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames £495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US (As a footnote, no I wouldn't, either 20 years plus ago or now.)
  18. I don't know what taking the PGCE is like, but I do know a lot of PC bollocks is taught to children from an early age.
  19. Would you do the job? Of course you fucking wouldn't. Arthur Scargill was the best thing that happened to Margaret Thatcher.
  20. It wasn't illegal and nobody lied. That's all the politicians wanted out of this report. As for Alistair Campbell, I will use him when I perform my act on Britain's Got Taliban. I will attempt to jump over him and Mandelson in a steam roller.
  21. Good for them if they feel the need to strike. At least they have decent representation that stands up for their interests, something that is missing for many in our slave labour economy. Fuck the parents if they don't like it. They will have to take a day off work and have the inconvenience of looking after the bastards. Fuck being a teacher, a class of 30 kids, many of whom have no respect for a free education and parents who are dysfunctional herberts. Add to that all the fucking hoops ofsted cunts expect them to jump through, no wonder no wanker wants to do the fucking job and schools are facing an acute shortage of teachers.
  22. An observation.....you live in cloud cuckoo land you bent as a nine bob note, two bob cunt.
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