Eric Cuntman

He always eats the brown crayons.

You ever seen one of those Belgian made 'Poachers Companion' .410s? Double hinged at the barrel break so it folds down to about 18 inches and can be hidden under a jacket. The middle of the stock was usually cut out as well to save weight.

Katie Price was only with Alex Reid because she needed a man physically strong enough to stop Harvey from trying to fuck her.

A gundog? He'd break its spine trying to load it.

Dreary formulaic facsimile of U2. Songs probably written by his dad. Another celebrity kid handed a lucrative career despite having no talent of their own. I wonder if Harvey Price will be getting his tits out for the Sunday Sport any time soon.

🎵bye-bye horses, I'm crying over yoooouuu🎵

Synchronised wanking.

He'll come back in a week, reply to this with a borderline sarcastic apology and then start his usual shit within five days. Any more info on the other fucking idiot's secret past as Vidal Baboon?

Suzanne Dando was fucking gorgeous. I probably still would.

Reported

Everything I ever shot ended up in the freezer and got eaten. I fell out of love with it though and concentrated on field target competition. I think it was after a big rabbit looked at me all soppy and I couldn't pull the trigger. If I'm ever skint enough to not be able to afford to go to the butchers, I'd do it again though.

Calm down deer.

Leica make some of the best rifle scopes you can buy. Unfortunately, despite being as good as it gets, they price themselves out of the market. The PRS I mentioned costs around £2,350. You can buy an excellent quality scope for around £300, so in effect the Leica name is just a status symbol.

Small fucking cunt.... far away fucking cunt.

JSP, 'because he's worth it'

'The 657 Crew'.. named after the 6:57 train from Portsmouth that they travelled to away matches on.

He's an idiot Gyps. Roops warned him a couple of days ago to cease charging around picking fights. And he's taken fuck all notice. This is like a forum version of 'suicide by cop'.

Leica PRS 5-30 x 56.

My lot, the B Mob, were only in it for a good natured scrap, but the Headhunters and Millwall's Bushwhackers were another level. Newcastle and Portsmouth were fairly hardcore as well. Guners are faggots.

Chelsea had two firms. The Boot Boys were the fun and games, lighthearted punch up division. And the Headhunters were the real deal, all Stanley knives and calling cards.

Happy new year, Mr 'soontobedeleted'

They were Chelsea fans Baws... they would have assumed you were a Pakistani.

If I was in that, I'd be Tommy Hatcher. What they were thinking of when they cast Charlie Hunnam as Steve Dunham I'll never know. A cockney accent slightly less convincing than Dick Van Dyke's chimney sweep.

See above.

I get the 'Doc Marten Industrial' from the Screwfix catalogue. They're actually made to last and cost £80. Half as much as the flimsy fashion victim versions favoured by students and lesbians.