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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Her big hit 'Walking Back To Happiness' was recorded when she was fourteen. Her voice was incredible for a kid that age.
  2. I made it up Spot. But if I did happen to picture you as a Jewish woman, it would probably be Helen Shapiro.
  3. No. I usually picture you as a Jewish woman.
  4. I imagine that upon the threat of losing his job, Lineker will do 'a Schofield' and remove the letter 'r' from his first name.
  5. But that means more masks will pollute the oceans and kill the jellyfish. And they haven't got brains.
  6. Does David Coulthard know she's borrowed his mandible?
  7. Boris is just a puppet, along with the other world leaders, his strings are being pulled by the super-rich, who are deliberately collapsing the global economies so they can buy up everything and force the population to work for basic essentials.
  8. The only thing I would like to see 'following Idris' is about 7.62 mm diameter and travelling at 1600 feet per second. I notice his latest Sky advert features him leering at a white woman in a wedding dress. Dirty fucking cunt.
  9. The police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people to arrest any visitors they may have, whilst turning a blind eye to the mass gatherings of blacks and Asians in every community centre and mosque in the country.
  10. When my great uncle Wally first saw a pineapple in 1950, he tried to polish it on his trousers and shredded his cock.
  11. This Christmas, they have made new versions of 'Wurzel Gummidge' and 'Jack and The Beanstalk'... guess what colour all the children are? I am fucking sick of the world fawning over these fucking cunts. We should have left them in the fucking trees.
  12. I bet the poor fuckers tried to break into their Winnebago, knowing full well that it contained 400 kilos of Ginsters and Mr Kiplings.
  13. Some of these black families can only afford to spend around £300 a month on trainers. Many can only afford 5 or 6 takeaways per week.
  14. She wasn't concerned with black peoples feelings when she went to Ethiopia and took the piss out them by showing them what it looks like to eat 14 meals a day.
  15. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    Keep your fucking beak out of it you shit stirring old cunt.
  16. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    Those who can, do. Those who can't, administrate.
  17. Eric Cuntman

    Dole wallers

    Now it's had time to sink in.. this is very hurtful and upsetting. I certainly don't hate you. But I am top of all 4 Leaderboards, so you can fuck right off.
  18. Nice to see you Fends. I would have also included you in the list of senior members, but you hardly ever log in anymore. In fact, you've been quiet since you battered Eddie in Danson Park.
  19. Well, that's cheered me up. touche I think.
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