Imagine when those cunts arrived back in Yorkshire, the furore of excitement, friends and family clamouring to hear outlandish and fanciful tales of 'hot running water', 'carpets', electricity' and kids running round with shoes on their feet.
"eeh, ya should see what them southerners decorate t' walls an' ceilin's wi'.. 'aaar-tecks' they call it. It's the future, I tell thee!"