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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Quality. (Out of likes, so you get a literary token of appreciation)
  2. And then bum them. Don't forget the bumming. It's his raison d'être.
  3. No Anakin. You underestimate your abilities. Turn to the dark side I hope you do not. (Avoid Fwank)
  4. If it's any consolation. You're one of the cunts I consider to be serious opposition. But I don't cheat. If you make me laugh, I bump up your score. There's honour in cunting.
  5. I really hate running out of likes. He was the only thing worth watching in 'Inglogubiossistic bandoleros'. Ridiculous. How the fuck would a darkie get a job as a projectionist in Nazi occupied Paris? PC, apologist, Tarantino horsewank. 'Django Unchained' black=good White=Bad. Populist appeasing cunt should have quit after 'Jackie Brown'.
  6. And the irony is.. I don't even know how it started. I don't even dislike Judge. But for some reason he has hated me from the get-go. I always assumed he was prejudiced against cunts who actually put it on the line and signed up to C18.
  7. Lord Raglan pub. Burrage road, Woolwich. I bet you know it.
  8. I love Mick. Give him my regards. Tell him I've FedEx'd the plasma packs. Universal donor of course. Gotta keep those pesky victims alive to ensure maximum suffering.
  9. This is fucking brilliant. If I had any likes left, I would ejaculate them all over this post. It's inspired me so much, I might go out and kill someone tomorrow. Obviously a darkie.
  10. You're my inspiration, and the only lesbian I've ever really pondered.
  11. Perhaps that's because it has validity.
  12. Rimless,( but with a recessed extractor groove) That sounds dirty.
  13. There's what might reasonably be described as a chasm, between entitlement and marginalisation. You know exactly what I mean. But I appreciate that you have to play devils advocate to balance the debate.
  14. It has happened. Accept the fact that being white and heterosexual makes you Beelzebub. Being Male is the last nail in your coffin. This has been a broadcast on behalf of the New World Order. Please enjoy your obsolescence.
  15. It's crap. It's got cast furniture Fends. I collect this shit, I've got Himalayan Damascus, going up to hand forged Malay Parang's. that is tourist trap, wall-hanger quality. I don't mean to patronise or offend you. But I fear your expertise to be more, 'hammer based'.
  16. Are you fucking mental? That's a bit of Turkish, mild steel tourist shop crap. I'm starting a 'weapon awareness' class. You and fender are mandatorily enrolled! It's bloody well not. It's copper base layer for the chrome plate, which you accidentally exposed while you were going at it with wire wool. It's a fucking tent peg!
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    Rocketman

    Fucking quality. First thing that's made me laugh on here today. I think it's safe to say. England is no longer itself. Not now that we have the royal palaces crawling with fat-arsed Detroit hoochie-mamas, slurring on gin 'n' juice as they fart on the Chippendale furniture and cackle maniacally at repeats of The Cosby Show on Liz's 70 inch Sony.
  18. Eric Cuntman

    Rocketman

    That kid is going to be raised as an 'African American', despite only having been licked with 12.5% of the tar brush. Virtually all mixed race cunts identify as black, irrespective of the fact that they're 90% white in some cases. A bit like those yank morons who consider themselves to be 'Native American', because their great grandfather got splashed with blood as he was stamping on the heads of Navajo babies to save bullets.
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    Rocketman

    Very well summed up Major. Regarding Simon Cowell, I genuinely despair at the thought of all those gullible sheep that have made him a millionaire, hundreds of times over. These are the same fucking imbeciles that believe he really is straight and has relationships with women. All the women involved are paid to pretend, and the kid was another smokescreen. Imagine that kid growing up with him for a Dad... "Junior.. Be a love and fetch my latex t-shirt and my amyl nitrate.. Daddy's going clubbing!"
  20. I'm disappointed with the knives. The top one is a bizarre combination of a stamped, clip-point Bowie blade, with an awful non indexable handle, finished with gaudy, cheap die-cast guard and pommel. The smaller knife is a 'Franklin Mint' folder from the Native American series, and serves no purpose other than ornamental. @Jake The Muss. Get rid of those ornaments. I can hook you up with a Fairbairn Sykes and a Buck 110.
  21. Eric Cuntman

    Lily Allen

    She wouldn't have said a fucking word if the alleged perv had been black. Retarded fucking quisling slag.
  22. That was a really clumsy way of enquiring if he's got any 'swapsies'.
  23. It was a figurative bet Judge. I really can't see the attraction with gambling. You can see the point of other addictions, getting pissed is fun. Drugs can be a laugh, but what the fuck is the attraction of simply handing over money to a complete stranger, who keeps it, and then you go home. End of. And the fantasist cunts it attracts. Especially Poker. 6 skint wankers, sitting round a table, pulling faces and imagining that they're Wild Bill Hickock. A cunts pastime indeed. I nominated gamblers about a year ago.
  24. "If you come near my daughter again, consequences will never be the same!" I'm guessing he's not an Ivy League English graduate.
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