Eric Cuntman

That's just ridiculous. Everybody knows I only suck white cock.

I like the cunt to be honest, he's a Charlton boy so I have to. But he's so fucking curmudgeonly, that I can't resist provoking him occasionally. Am I a bad person?

Alright, for fucks sake! Don't get fucking cunty with me. it was just a little play on words for a laugh. Anybody would think a nerve had been touched.

Judge, you have just stated that you can find stimulation from BBC. I think you may wish to brush up on your 3 letter acronyms.

Get it right. Only the white immigrants.

And Festus, was involved in some capacity, in the commission of a violent armed robbery. Try and find any info, all removed. If they were white, they'd be staked and burned before the world.

Hey! Let's just be friends. It's what Bill would have wanted.

I remember when you threatened me frank, I also remember thinking that I was slightly less concerned than Chuck Norris would be in the event of Peewee Herman asking him out to the car park for a straightener.

Try and be kind to him. One day we too will be washed up, irrelevant nobody cunts.

Can everybody stop fucking nicking my material! I did the 'past it lion with shit dribbling down its back leg' angle last week.

Leave it Killer. You're a name on the leaderboard now. Squabbling with the lesser members is unbecoming. He's just bitter.

Not what you'd call a looker is she..

He only set out to walk to Heidelberg. The cunt was more fucked up than Forrest Gump.

Pity someone doesn't use a 'stengun' on the little prick.

OMG! You are sooooo 90s!

That's the token darkie prosecuted for this year to keep the right wingers happy. Now they're free to continue the social extermination of the Caucasian race for another 12 months. I'm surprised there hasn't been any rioting and looting to protest the injustice of it all. We all know the best way to fight oppression is to nick a 52 inch telly from curry's.

I wonder how many fridges he had to open before he found one with no pubes.

This fucking cunt, who craves publicity like Adele craves cake, is at it again. Travelling to Palestine to apologise on behalf of all of us for the Balfour Declaration. Mind your own fucking business, then go and find that slack cunted retard Lily Allen, kill her and then stab yourself in the eye with a fucking sable brush handle.

I notice that they are immediately trying to excuse the filthy savage by playing the mental health card. No doubt it will be put down to him 'having a sexual emergency' due to a shortage of 11 year old girls and goats.

I wonder if Mr Krupps would have approved of Toyota stealing his Landkreuzer idea.

When I first joined up here, I suggested he change his name to Decimal, but ultimately, there was no point.

I imagine it's half irony, and half, the idea of a promotions team who've worked out that Bocelli's target audience are unlikely to be aware of any foreign language words which weren't used by Manuel in Fawlty Towers.

It could have a silver coating as well, if Fends forgets to remove the tin foil from your arsehole when he's finished.

All actors are wankers.

Well, WD40 is a marvellous invention. It ought to be after having 39 attempts before getting the formula right.