Eric Cuntman

"Oi'm goin' to be a martyr after all!... ..to be sure, to be sure!

Jack Spratt, could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby cunt, and licked her arsehole clean.

Scousers adore him. Must be a cunt.

What's a 'plallus'? You illiterate fucking chutney ferret.

An' all because, the lassie loves... ..deep fried chocolates.

You're absolutely shitfaced aren't you Twinkle?

You're awfully butch tonight Albert. Are you sure you haven't been drinking? I know you said you haven't in some of the rather aggressive PMs you've sent me tonight. But you know what? I detect a silly little boy who gets all big and tough after a couple of bottles of WKD. You are that little faggot.

Albert is big an stwong an clevvah! impotent little shrimp-dick cunt.

Stubby, the stupid little wanker just PMd me with the legend; "You're a cunt" I think we may be dealing with a superior being.

Even your parents want you dead.

Hippie.

Is that really you Pissflaps? I wish every cunt round here would stop changing their fucking names.

Deepak Space 9.

Cunts like Afua Hirsch are attempting to wipe out anything positive regarding the history of Caucasian people. They demonise Churchill, Nelson, Wellesley and the like, by digging around until they find something on record that indicates the historical figure had 'Raaay-sist' leanings, and whether true or not, in their tiny minds, that cancels out all other achievements and good deeds. It's a power play. Destroying the foundations of a society is the quickest way to make it your own and rule it. These are the same cunts who think war memorials should be torn down because they commemorate largely white men.. ..yes, because it was largely white men who were forced to give their lives to a fight that they didn't start and didn't ask for, and these fucking thick, disrespectful racist black cunts are still whining because their ancestors may have been slaves, while conveniently missing out the part about most African slaves being originally traded to the Europeans by other black cunts!

It may have been born right, but rest assured, it will be indoctrinated into the the rainbow culture from the get go. Dressed as a girl, given dolls to play with, and severely reprimanded for displaying any masculine traits. Another recruit for the burgeoning army of screeching, entitled, attention seeking confused perverts who seem to consider themselves more equal than any other cunt.

I thought Dan Dare had dealt with this cunt years ago.

I didn't know it existed. I thought it was a trilogy, and it came to a fairly conclusive end with 'Heretic'. I've started the Saxon chronicles, but Uhtred will have to wait. It appears I still have business in the 14th century.

Bonehead & Foil. Comic strip presents.. The Bullshitters. Keith Allen's only redeeming moment.

I've read all three, didn't it strike you that Cornwell gave it away halfway through the second book when Thomas went back to Hookton and lobbed the collection dish into the bushes, having already established that the Grail would likely be peasant pottery, and his mad priest father seemed to have been its Vexille custodian?

Uncanny! Just finished it.

You're a history man. Read 'Wolf of the Plains' by Conn Iggulden. The best version of Genghis Khan's story I've read yet.

Hush. Cretin.

The cunts want compensating for something that happened 2 centuries ago.. why don't they ask the descendants of the black slave traders to pay up, then they could take all that money and distribute it among white nations, by way of an apology for AIDS, Lenny Henry, Diane Abbott, and the transformation of all the major cities into filthy fucking violence ruled drug ghettoes.

This just got a bit creepy.

I'm willing to try.