Eric Cuntman

Absolute gibberish! Classic Snowy.

This makes virtually no sense whatsoever. Good to see you back to normal.

Afraid not Erectoid. I appear to have been the only child growing up in the 70s and 80s who wasn't interfered with by a BBC employee. I feel unwanted and rejected and I want fucking compensation.

Bet you're thinking of Toni Arthur.

I'm guessing Sidney Poitier was yours. fuck off.

I used to just imagine being in bed with sally James. I must've had a thing about women in leather, I think my first wank was Suzi Quattro.

That's Algernon razzmatazz out of Tiswas.

Ever seen the film 'Cherry 2000'? A forgotten classic.

Apparently, he's on holiday, something about shagging tsunami victims.

Awful, chisel faced dyke. i wouldn't have minded a go at Anastasia Dobromyslova before she got porky.

Fuck off. I'm bonding with frank.

You've a touch of class about you and no mistake.

Frank, of a weekend, I quite like a good murder mystery. I'm a bit of a peasant and tend to gravitate towards Columbo. Who would be your detective of choice?

It's not so much hatred, as an acknowledgement that he was a disgusting, inbred, cholesterol fuelled fucking greasy usurper.

What the fuck is this 'normal font' shit? Sort your-fuckin-self out before I have to visit Chez Rat, and kick your fucking cunt through your diaphragm. Im sorry.

You utterly and strangely queer cunt. What the fuck drives this shit? You have fucking disgusted me. redeem thine self or be damned.

They used to display signs at hotels, pubs and boarding houses that read; NO BLACKS, NO DOGS, NO IRISH. I'm fucking disgusted by this. Dogs are great!

He's obviously a peasant. The wine of choice for a gentleman is 'Thunderbird', unless one is in the company of a lady, in which case he would select 'DuBonnet Red'.

One of the less popular slogan suggestions for Jimmy Savile's British Rail campaign.

I'm sure that MI5 have plenty of retired SAS deniable operatives who would happily sneak into this cunt's goat parlour in the wee hours and slit his carotid for a 10 grand bonus on their civil service salary cheque. Problem solved, money saved, lives saved... what are they waiting for.

To be honest Bubba, I don't really know what it is either. I've clearly missed the first 9 seasons.

Yes, and so was his wife.

Reported for implying that Monumental Cunt may rape children, shortly after accusing you of having sex with your parents.

Pile of wxnk

Poppycock. There's at least eight of us.