Eric Cuntman

This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment.

No swimming included in his regime. Which unfortunately decreases the likelihood of him being eaten by a 'Sharky Shark'.

Still had one tied up in the cellar from your Mick Taylor period Fends?

Yes it bastard well is! You would be up that enormous sweaty gulch faster than it takes a Glaswegian to locate a chip pan.

Unfortunately we're starting to find it everywhere, wherever there are large numbers of efnick yoof, there will be groups of aspiring architects, footballers and musicians, who will never design a building, get paid to kick a ball or release an album, and will instead spend their teenage years grunting the word 'ni**er into a stolen microphone, lolloping about like a palsied gibbon, get a few underage white slags pregnant and ultimately all stab each other to death before their 25th birthdays.

Godspeed Monkeypox.

Send them to Guantanamo, to get arse raped by jihadis.

Qualitah

The disturbing thing is that you probably knew all that without looking at the thread. K-mart trousered fucking weirdo.

You're not the marmoset I once vowed to love always. filthy sausage.

Cretinous Cunt.

No need to tell @Cuntybaws about your masturbatory habits. He knew everything 5 minutes after he hacked your webcam this afternoon.

Yes, and conventionally ironic is the fact that the closest 75% of glaswegians come to Evolution is Evo-Stik

Come on Neil, as the corner's undisputed champion of fucking anything, who is your ultimate 'want to fuck it even though I know I shouldn't' celebrity bird?

You would though wouldn't you? It's ok, admit it. I must myself admit to occasionally looking at Sue Perkins and thinking the same, even though I know I shouldn't be thinking that.

An absolutely loathsome creature. Almost certainly the template and role model for that other fat lesbian midget, Susan Calman. Little fucking ugly cunts, with their little fatman 3 piece suits and converse trainers. they look like like those little squashed dwarf cunts out of 'Phantasm'.

I like those little sausages you get in baked beans. I wish you could buy tins, crammed with them and the sauce but no beans. hope that helps.

Of course she would, it's the new shortcut to success for anyone black Asian or faggoty, as soon as they don't get their own way, they start crying and shouting racism or homophobia, and as if by magic, they get what they want. decent intro by the way. Please don't turn out to be a completely hopeless spaztard like the last half a dozen newbies.

I'm sure you have rights to a notice period, allowing time to relocate the dead prostitute under the fishpond.

Do you have a head injury?

I wouldn't sit on one in a premier inn, just in case he'd been there.

To be fair, I doubt it would have been the same mattress.

Pink Dwarf crew.

That happens to me whenever Wiz mentions M134 miniguns.

And Queequeg was a darkie.