Eric Cuntman

And Queequeg was a darkie.

Credit where it's due. They appear to have much nicer portaloos at their music festivals than we do.

What a lovely thought, millions of Muslim plankton, swarming around a sewage outlet waiting for Halal turds.

Double dumb-ass on you.

It's a dead ringer for Lesley Ash though.

No good to you, it has a handle.

VERJIN

Just go out and stab another black person, it's all the rage right now, especially among the "gifted" young black people, you know, the aspiring architects, talented rappers and promising footballers.

So you're wheelchair bound, black, and have the deformities associated with thalidomide... this is fucking great! Please tell us that you're a conjoined twin as well. I apologise Ed. I didn't think this character was working out, but I was mistaken.

I've just finished the Da Vinci Code. It's supposed to be about Catholicism, but, there's only one Range Rover in it, nobody mentions golf and nobody gets bummed. fanciful nonsense.

Stop fucking about Eddie. That Paul Skinback character was better than this one.

No, but the neat thing about the modern world is that you have the right to be treated as a lesbian, if you personally identify as one. We've reached the point where the ridiculous debates of the People's Front of Judea have become an actual thing.

Tell them you're a black lesbian as well as disabled.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Turning up here with your on topic posts and fancy rational arguments. flash cunt.

I wonder how black Alan is coping with the demise of poor Eddie.

The frontage looks like a terracotta sale at an Essex garden centre.

Snowball Chondrules. that's next month taken care of.

First attempt at the post Apollo fight make-up for Rocky. "cut me Mick, I can't see nuthin"

Bin trouble in little China.

I don't like the look of him.. bigheaded cunt.

I think you know that's about as likely as a fusion crust on a hailstone.

What Punkape prays is waiting on the other side of the glory hole.

Yes, it's also still apparently acceptable to racially abuse the Devils in Skirts.

Very selectively enforced, this anti racism policy. Gooks, Jews and the French still seem to be fair game.

I do miss Albert.