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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman

    My wife

    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
  2. Um heap big bullshitter. Him Cheyenne name shall be, Shitting Bull.
  3. "There's no such thing as lesbianism, it's just laziness" Kathy Burke. Gimme Gimme Gimme.
  4. I like the episode where his neighbour leaves mr Mbeldrew to look after his goats and they all get ripped to shreds by a leopard.
  5. U ok babes? ☹️☹️☹️
  6. Another in a long line of cringeworthy public displays of snivelling, sycophantic toadying, the curtsy, the embarrassing manner in which she stood grinning like a Downs-Syndrome chimpanzee while Trump ripped the piss out of her. And now, dancing with African kids, in a style I have only associated with self conscious geography teachers at sixth form discos.
  7. Them slippery fuckin' Darwinist cunts! Finding all those mountains and rocks in space and planting them here.
  8. It's quite simple. The Darwinists built interstellar craft and travelled to various planets collecting carbon which is millions of years old, because earth is only 7 thousand years old according to the bible. And then they used this 'space carbon' to construct huge lizard bones and bury them so they could pretend to find them again, thus discrediting creationist theory.
  9. How lovely for the priests, to travel to faraway worlds and get to arse-rape alien kids.
  10. He's been touched by his earthly representatives, so, in a way, yes.
  11. If it's anything to do with Andalusian toilet paper, or ecology grade toilet cisterns not delivering enough water to remove shit from porcelain, I'm not fucking reading it.
  12. You appear to be shit at this. welcome.
  13. Eric Cuntman

    Dog piss

    I absolutely loved the first 7 series of Red Dwarf. Pity that it started to go downhill after that, and the latest couple of series have been truly awful. They're too old, the scenery is shit and Grant and Naylor seem to be out of ideas.
  14. I was just about to eat, you filthy degenerate cunt.
  15. They fit them with backup batteries to keep the behind screen spy cameras running.
  16. I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis.
  17. I don't suppose you see many black faces in Wales since the mines closed.
  18. How else would he managed to get fucked by handsome pilots.
  19. Where would you find a priest hole? halfway down the back of an altar boy.
  20. This is a sly dig at Withers isn't it.
  21. An educated guess based on the premise that prestigious golf clubs don't allow smelly girls to join, just poofters.
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