Eric Cuntman

🎵I get no kick from champagne...

I'm afraid your resplendent bicep development may be the result of a new strain of coronavirus. It makes people fitter and healthier. Very dangerous. Stay indoors and do what the BBC tells you. Don't forget to stand on your doorstep on Thursday night. Makes it easier for the sniper drones to take you out without damaging your property, which, after you have been executed for being a white heterosexual male with an IQ above 75, will become state property and used to house the new, cheaper, browner workforce that will replace white scum.

I think the European ancestry bit is pivotal here. I'm fairly certain that we sent over all the thick fucking sky fairy worshippers and other classes of imbecile. If only we'd thought to drill a couple of holes in the bottom of the mayflower, the Native American Indians would have been left in peace and we wouldn't have a generation of spastics wandering around saying 'can I get', and thinking that chips are called 'fries'.

He can scale walls like Spider-Man, using his bone spurs like crampons.

Frank is mein monster.

You need some of that there fancy marijooarner.

What does WIFE stand for? Washing. Ironing. Fucking. Etc'

Not after that spade's been up it.

She was deleted by twitter because she blocked some BLM loonies. Therefore she must be a racist. This shit is going way too far.

Ronda Rousey would get it too. Cris Cyborg definitely fucking wouldn't.

Why would she even have a South African military leader?

Bill, what drugs have you been eating? You're not normal at the moment.

One of the alternatives for the role of Wonder Woman was Gina Carano. Former MMA champion. Look her up. Right up my street.

Let's sing a song... 'de Kemptown ladies'

She's fucking lovely. I want one.

I wonder what Ratty thinks of that bird who plays Wonder Woman.

Rhea Perlman?

Quentinos Crispos

Is it the filthy little slitty-eyed yellow cunts? do they want to rub Pangolin on what they're danglin'?

Bottom of the leaderboard.

They look like the enemy Eddie. Survival time, them or us.

The lockdown hasn't dampened the spirits of Liverpudlians. They've kept up with local traditions by burgling their own houses and buying their Televisions back from themselves.

They should change her name to Miss Molasses. presumably Mrs Trunchbull will still be white. I mean, god forbid black actors being cast in negative roles.

After 96 tiers.

Generation eXit?