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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    Some of them have special helmets.
  2. Eric Cuntman
    His walls may be padded but the floor he’s walking on is made of thin ice and I’m right fucking underneath it.
  3. Eric Cuntman
    Filthy fucking northern pig.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    Yeah
  5. Eric Cuntman
    You really are a thick fucking cunt aren’t you? Try brushing up on your Klingon. You’ve caught me in the right fucking mood today cunt. In other words, you’re fucking done here.
  6. Eric Cuntman
    I’m sure she would have some baby wipes or something.
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Your mother has a smooth forehead.
  8. Eric Cuntman
    Fucking goddess. It’s all real. The tits, the arse. You should see her in a pair of jeans.
  9. Eric Cuntman
    The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 5 Star NRAPE rating.
  10. Eric Cuntman
    Don’t bother with the sequel.
  11. Eric Cuntman
    Are you going to send a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on him with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
  12. Eric Cuntman
    Have you seen the actress Christina Hendricks? To say that she’s right up your street is an understatement. I would post a photo for you but I’m computer thick.
  13. Eric Cuntman
    “They fuck you at the drive-thru!!”
  14. Eric Cuntman
    Shooter McGavin.
  15. Eric Cuntman
    Let Chef decide…
  16. Eric Cuntman
    I bet you don’t even bother to sweep the dead prozzies out of the back do you.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    ZZ Top.
  18. Eric Cuntman
    I actually like that better than the right answer.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    A flids preferred brand of car polish?
  20. Eric Cuntman
    Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    I asked for a bacon roll in ASDAs cafe. She asked… “would you like butter in it?” Since when did that become an optional extra? I wasn’t in a venomous mood otherwise I would have asked if it was also available minus the bread roll and bacon too. This is the fault of millennials. They’re all fucking scared of everything… tobacco alcohol sugar fat In fact the only thing they’re not scared of, is the one thing that is likely to kill them. Darkies.
  22. Eric Cuntman
    If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name? They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible.
  23. Eric Cuntman
    So was Alexander Duckham.
  24. Eric Cuntman
    You’re not alone.
  25. Eric Cuntman
    Poof
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