Eric Cuntman

You know exactly what he means. Let's make it idiot proof. Why do you support and endorse the Catholic Church? An organisation with an abhorrent record of profiteering, politically involved corrupt practices, established links to organised crime, and a surreptitious culture of sexually deviant behaviour, often involving children? Now answer the question.

He likes men wearing dresses.

I think she's a proper freak now. Last I heard she was some mental old hippie hag, dancing some ethnic bollocks with 'African Americans', and trying to be down with da kids. I hope she's dead.

When 'Mickey' was first released, I thought Toni Basil was about 19. I think she was in her mid to late thirties. Seemed a bit of a weird one.

They look like they're having a laugh with it. Good on them, I like the 'pirate noir' theme, and the bloke decked out as beetlejuice is good. I remember the team getting criticism in the 80s and 90s for promoting gang culture, probably because plastic gangster cunts like NWA were wearing their stuff.

I don't like American football, but those black LA Raiders jackets that all the 'homies' adopted as gang colours in the 80s were fucking cool.

Idi Admin.. Lol.

Her cricket knowledge is more than impressive. However, attempting to explain the offside rule would be futile. No woman has ever understood it, not never, ever. Yes Gyps. I know it's for irons.

Oxycodone. Morphine is so last year.

It's Polish for fuck off. Just say 'Stara Kuruva', and exit before the inevitable reaction to being called an 'old whore'. But you already know all this.

Inspector Knacker.

Fuckin Chinese

Or crash a runaway 18 wheeler through the middle of it, and didn't they crash a helicopter into a church as well? I don't remember any of that sort of thing down the road in Last of the summer wine.

I think any normal male would leave her looking like a gunfight casualty from Bugsy Malone.

I just watched that twice. Is there a bit where she puts the big dongy thing in her fanny?

Yeah. So?

It's fucking dismal. Even the channels you pay Sky a fortune for, show nothing but crap. I'm working my way through the first 7 seasons of the X Files. I'd forgotten what a perfect creature Gillian Anderson was in the 90s.

I haven't watched any of that shit for ages, there was one in Emmerdale, and he had a boyfriend, but the boyfriend died of bad AIDS. Which was nice.

Tommy Flanagan, an actor all too familiar with the sharp end of Glasgow.

Not to worry. I googled it. Elderly people, doing American football style cheerleading routines, with Pom-Poms and wearing pink clothing. Judgetwerp will be 'on it like a car bonnet'.

He is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Husband to a woman. Father to some kids. He was sorely wronged by Jewdicus Cunticus, and he shall have his vengeance.. On this site or the next.

What the actual fuck is this about Bugsy? (I only gave it a like for the last bit)

Not at all. Most 'shut-in's' prefer white cider. Did you instruct your domicilary carer to procure you an extra 3 litres tonight?

Oh look. It's had a skinful and got all big and tough again.

Fuck any cunt that lines Cowell's faggoty pockets.