Eric Cuntman
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I bet he makes a noise like a truffle pig when he's sniffing pants at the golf club locker room.
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Catholic nuns thieving to feed a gambling habit
Eric Cuntman replied to Penny Farthing's topic in The Corner
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He suddenly started making multiple posts to Roops, Wiz, Roadkill and Ape, called Roops a few names and then told the other 3 that he was going to fuck their mums.. in a nutshell.
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Not as masculine though.
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Any evidence that he'd been here before in another guise? There was something familiar in his surreal gibberish, interlaced with nuggets of intelligence, and then random, unprovoked insult slinging. As if 3 people were using the same account.
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Peel em off and stick them on Jack Daniels bottles. on second thoughts don't, Mr Patel doesn't want to be scraping you off his cash machine at 2 am.
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I wouldn't eat any sushi. Filthy shit. Some of it's still alive.
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Have you been eating creativity pills today?
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I had the 2.8 laser. Black on top and graphite grey underneath with the red stripe. 1981 mk 3, when they reintroduced the twin round headlights.
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Nemesis.. a righteous infliction of justice, manifested by an appropriate agent.
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He fancies himself as Grayson, the school bully from ripping yarns. But nobody's intimidated anymore, so he's all grumpy. A bit like when poofs start losing their looks and get all bitter and bitchy.
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Rattled to fuck. lol.
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Somewhere in London, a man just choked on a cheese & onion crisp.
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No, he didn't want to be a member of any club that had DWF as a member. True.
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I know these courier firms have an online facility where customers can, 'Track their parcel', but this is taking it a bit literally.
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That was 'cuntsman's' avatar. Another half decent cunt who went missing.
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I liked the mental cunt. Even his Chip from the states era was amusing in its own ridiculous way. I actually visualise him as Nigel Farage.
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He had a habit of spending weeks posting nonsensical drivel, and then launching into unprovoked, shit flinging spasms, clearly designed to get himself banned. Either he was Albert, or Albert has cloned himself and has replicas. A bit like the 'Spastic Boys From Brazil'
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Unfortunately, it looks as though our troops will be going into battle with the wrong equipment in their trousers. Imagine the new LGBT British army.. "oooh no! I'm not holding a gun, they're sooo dangerous. I look fabulous in camo!"
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Imagine the D-day landings now.. "AAARRGHHH! HELP! JELLYFISH!"
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Oh dear.
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Oh look, Kunte is trying to get himself banned again, like some chav spastic who frames his ASBO and hangs it on the wall as if it were an achievement. Just call me a nonce, it's quicker.
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This is the equivalent of drawing willy pictures on the blackboard and expecting everybody to be really shocked. Tatty-bye, shithead.
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I fuckin knew it, Panzer is Kuato out of Total Recall.
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I thought you were one. You sound like one, well, in as much as written words can sound like something. What are you then? You're not from somewhere ghastly like the Isle of Wight are you?
