Eric Cuntman

The thing that annoyed me with him, was his announcement that he was going to be 'a rapper', along with every other cunt who has been touched by the tip of a tar-brush. If these deluded fucking wankers want to embrace their black heritage and culture, they should fuck off to Africa and catch AIDS from a baboon, or fucking starve to death.

Thanks hun. x

This has doubtless been done before, but it's still worth another kicking. I'ts a week away and the speculation mounts. I heard yesterday that there are rumours that Ronnie O'Sullivan may be in the running, or that the now retired Phil Taylor could be recognised retrospectively for winning 16 world titles. However, a far more likely scenario is that it will be won by a black, lesbian wimmin's footballer, who will take the opportunity during her acceptance speech to point out that 'it's about time the LGBT community and people of colour are more recognised and represented, blah blah... Or perhaps a swimmer with no arms and legs who managed to float the length of a pool faster than all the other Billy the Fish raspberries. But my money's on them going traditional, and rewarding the athletic prowess of the 'British Muslim' who has successfully raped the most kids this year.

They've congregated in Norfolk because they heard about 'The Broads' and thought it would be a good place to find da white wimmin.

Fuck yeah! I knew that running the Pen multi would pay off eventually.

Lighter fluid is a far superior drink to meths.

If you'd only known back then, how big an empty space he would leave inside you. @DingTheRioja come home for Christmas.

Haven't seen it for ages. In the late 80s, Steve Davis and Jimmy White used to dabble in it and humiliated a few yanks in the process, but couldn't really dominate due to the snooker schedule meaning they weren't always available for pool tournaments. More recently, Mark Selby has won some prestige pool events and Tony Drago has wiped out some American reputations.

Punkape has been practising his swing this weekend.

I've spent today watching O'Sullivan playing snooker, and had a splendid wank over Hazel Irvine during the mid-session interval. Also a win/win.

Was that the car you ended up googling at a petrol station to find out what fuel it used?

He's a fucktard.

Yep. Changes her name on a weekly basis these days. Probably on the run from Interpol.

I don't know anymore.

The baby Jesus punishes it with AIDS.

Killer, you do know that the Bishop of Phlegm is Pen's new identity don't you?

Yes. Check your fucking gmail, you insane old bat.

Fucking hell. Peter Griffin is a real person.

You Caledonians really will deep-fry anything won't you.

Somehow, I'm less than flabbergasted.

What about 'Chip From the States'? @Extremecunt. Has he been deleted?

Very kind of you to say. And also to notice that standards have improved. Ratty and Rev are the best on here.

An ask too far. sorry babe x

Never Say N***er Again.

Do a video, or fuck off.