Eric Cuntman

Thunderballs

I do. nice video.

It's prejudice borne of his aristocratic lineage. Apparently the rapist who sired him was Waffen SS, not just any rank and file squarehead.

Uncanny!

You wouldn't have caught me following a perv into an alleyway for Pokemon cards either. He would have needed to offer me a couple of Pez dispensers and one of those Sekieden plastic pellet guns.

Put a loose sheet of cling-film over the keyboard... ..errm, Just something I heard Neil say once.

What do Jewish paedophiles say to their victims? "Don't eat all those fucking sweets"

RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper.

I haven't slept in months. I'm too excited by the prospect of 'A Haunting In Norfolk 2' Hurry up and finish it, you job half done cunt.

I think you mentioned Star Wars too Decs. George Lucas and Disney take this sort of thing very seriously. I predict that you will soon be bent over and legally arse raped by a giant Mickey Mouse in a storm trooper costume.

Fuck me sideways! Do people really get this emotional over their PlayStation?

Did Eavens send you the DWF montage?

Don't start getting all @sean5302 you could do well on here, but you need to pick your battles more carefully. @Roadkill will be tearing you a new arsehole shortly.

(Underage) Womb Raider.

If Idris Elba was cast as James Bond, he will immediately start fucking whining again if he doesn't win best actor at the oscars. More accusations of institutional racism within the film industry, and a multitude of snowflakes offering support on twitter. Astonishing that a cunt who has accumulated over a hundred million for little more than prancing around in front of a camera, can feel justified in playing the victim. It must be terrible for him, wondering which colour Maserati to buy this week. Ungrateful fucking racist cunt. I want him dead.

I wasn't keen on the sequel, Dick Hard 2.

How common.

There's a wanker round here that parks his duck egg blue Vespa at the kerb in the high street and sits for hours, wearing jodhpurs tucked into Argyll knee socks, a 19th century style tweed jacket with matching deerstalker, Webley stadium 8 goggles from the 1930s, and one of those big waxed moustaches with the ends twisted into loops. He just sits there, waiting to be noticed, smoking a fucking briar pipe. I have a bad habit of carrying a brass knuckle duster when I walk anywhere, and the temptation to leave his jaw hanging out the back of his skull is, at times overwhelming.

Don't be ridiculous. Women, darkies and poofs are incapable of wrongdoing. Only white heterosexual men do crimes.

Oota likes, like.

'Did ye call wor library a queah?'

Peary was shagging a 14 yr old Eskimo, the dirty sausage.

No, that's a Clio, and your care coordinator has told you that you mustn't drive it anymore because of your eyesight and dementia. Has Gyps given you your meds yet?

The clique is dead. @Decimus is holding the fort single handed. Bubba and Quincy are always drunk, Luke can't be bothered and Bill can't get on the leaderboard, so he's stropped off like a little fucking cry-baby cunt who takes his football home because he's not on the winning side.

Films, produced by the same lot who did all the Jay & Silent Bob stuff. Utter gross out horror comedy. A baby gets rescued from flesh eating monsters, the bloke running with the baby, throws it upwards toward the survivors on a rooftop, long slow-mo of the baby flying through the air, and then the baby doesn't reach the roof, slams into the pavement with a big blood splat, and is ripped apart by the monster thingies. And in the first film, Jason Mewes plays himself and has his face ripped off 3 minutes in. Fucking brilliant.