Eric Cuntman

Have you seen the 'Feast' trilogy? Somebody finally killed a baby.

Shut your irrelevant fucking trap. Just saying.

I'm out of likes. Just in case you thought I was being rude.

He's more 'Emma Peel' than hawkeye.

Yes. The one he claimed once played patsy fagan at snooker, and then forgot the story details and claimed it was himself who had had a showdown with the inaugural uk champion. I've noticed that @Alfie Noakes appears to be considerably more proficient in the mathematics department than frank as well. He will no doubt reply to all this soon, attempting to blag it that I've fallen into one of his cunning traps. MC has nothing on the cunt when it comes to red-faced back pedalling.

It's his default mode, when he's yet again been put in his place, he starts waffling on about his charmed life. Expect a plug for John Lobb carpet slippers anytime soon.

I couldn't possibly have done anything to prevent a pair of nouveau riche grease monkeys from drinking all their alloy wheel cleaner and setting fire to themselves.

Continued to exist.

Pay no heed to the grumpy french cunt. He's peeved because I've kicked frank's cunt in again and he wanted to do it.

Oddly enough, so was Pen when she posed for Hogarth's 'Gin Lane'.

She's the type of girl who would know the unladen weight of a European swallow.

Careful. I fear he may be building up to telling you to make him a sandwich.

Anglia Decagon, in honour of you.

Wankpuffin

More a mate of a mate. Decent boxer though.

Fuck off Ding.

Fucking hell, you're queefer. I thought it was black Eddie.

He came to stay with me when his owners were on holiday. Why? What were you implying?

It's bill's worst yet.

Was that really necessary when people are having their dinner.

Out of curiosity, I just typed; 'white kid stabbed by blacks' into Google. Guess what comes up? Pages of reports describing black people being stabbed by whites. We are witnessing the systematic demonisation of the Caucasian race, and the ongoing marginalisation of straight white men in particular, who are blamed for all the evils of the world and no longer have a voice. Any white man who disagrees with or challenges the opinion of gays or 'people of colour' is immediately shouted down as being racist, homophobic or whatever suits at the time.

So rumour has it. Fnarr fnarr.

Virgin

I prefer the term 'artificial human' thats enough now. It's silly.

I should imagine most murders in the US are committed using a .55 cal' elephant gun. Thanks chiefly to the national obesity crisis.