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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    It's so cute when they wear uniforms, like when the little chimps wear dungarees and ride tricycles.
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    Neil warnock

    Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner

    You fucking disgusting flash bastard. What's next? A fancy ruler that has times tables printed on it? Bourgeois cunt!
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    My wife

    Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner

    You just want to do a wank over them.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    The last sentence is a partial plagiarism of the 'Not The Nine O'clock News' book isn't it?
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    My wife

    Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner

    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
  6. Eric Cuntman
    Pen Native American name... Dances With Flids
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Um heap big bullshitter. Him Cheyenne name shall be, Shitting Bull.
  8. Eric Cuntman
    "There's no such thing as lesbianism, it's just laziness" Kathy Burke. Gimme Gimme Gimme.
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    Theresa May

    Eric Cuntman replied to Eddie's topic in The Corner

    I like the episode where his neighbour leaves mr Mbeldrew to look after his goats and they all get ripped to shreds by a leopard.
  10. Eric Cuntman
    U ok babes? ☹️☹️☹️
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    Theresa May

    Eric Cuntman replied to Eddie's topic in The Corner

    Another in a long line of cringeworthy public displays of snivelling, sycophantic toadying, the curtsy, the embarrassing manner in which she stood grinning like a Downs-Syndrome chimpanzee while Trump ripped the piss out of her. And now, dancing with African kids, in a style I have only associated with self conscious geography teachers at sixth form discos.
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    J. Robert Oppenheimer
  13. Eric Cuntman
    Them slippery fuckin' Darwinist cunts! Finding all those mountains and rocks in space and planting them here.
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    It's quite simple. The Darwinists built interstellar craft and travelled to various planets collecting carbon which is millions of years old, because earth is only 7 thousand years old according to the bible. And then they used this 'space carbon' to construct huge lizard bones and bury them so they could pretend to find them again, thus discrediting creationist theory.
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    Sexual Harrassment Panda.
  16. Eric Cuntman
    How lovely for the priests, to travel to faraway worlds and get to arse-rape alien kids.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    He's been touched by his earthly representatives, so, in a way, yes.
  18. Eric Cuntman
    If it's anything to do with Andalusian toilet paper, or ecology grade toilet cisterns not delivering enough water to remove shit from porcelain, I'm not fucking reading it.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    You appear to be shit at this. welcome.
  20. Eric Cuntman

    Dog piss

    Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner

    I absolutely loved the first 7 series of Red Dwarf. Pity that it started to go downhill after that, and the latest couple of series have been truly awful. They're too old, the scenery is shit and Grant and Naylor seem to be out of ideas.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    I was just about to eat, you filthy degenerate cunt.
  22. Eric Cuntman
    They fit them with backup batteries to keep the behind screen spy cameras running.
  23. Eric Cuntman
    I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis.
  24. Eric Cuntman
    I don't suppose you see many black faces in Wales since the mines closed.
  25. Eric Cuntman
    Reported for implying that MC is a paki.
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