Eric Cuntman

And his arse is full of African tadpoles.

Whenever's convenient. Not doing much Sunday.

Yeah, why not. I love his films, much better than that Harold Lloyd cunt.

I'll give you a lift. Let me know what time you want picking up.

Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt?

What he said.

It's a pity you lot didn't have that same attitude regarding your country in 1940. lol.

Has anyone got an actual picture of Mike Ds walnut head?

Google wanker.

And he got a walnut head. you filthy horse eating cunt.

I'd do it.

I'd do that. So would Neil.

Fuck! 'A leading Nazi, who escaped but never made it to South America' It's him. It's the ratfuhrer.

Ratty. Whenever I try and picture what you look like, I always end up up with an image of John Blashford Snell. Or Don Estelle.

Leave my fuckin Dad alone.

Gassed by an inbred farmhand. a noble and befitting conclusion.

Tut tut. Trying to get Eavens to spectacularly get himself coolered again. Bad Gyppo.

King? Jonathon King.

Sharon Maughan, you just would have.

Those 'leg off' cunts infuriate me too. The cunts are queuing to run across mine fields because they know full well that as soon as the leg's off, they have a lucrative career at the spazalympics waiting for them. Can't be as bad as a paper cut on the tongue anyway.

Dad?

It's everywhere Ratfuhrer. my uncle Wally once claimed to be so hungry that he could eat a horse. I watched that cunt, and all he managed was a cheese and pickle sandwich and 2 cherry bakewells. I've never trusted anyone since that day.

Who did you used to be?

This is panning out like a Gold Blend advert.

John Niven, no. Not my thing really.