Eric Cuntman

Another well thought out and skilfully authored inaugural post.

No it doesn't. They seem to have weathered the storm of the lunatic feminazi new world order. Good for them.

Yes, I think so, I imagine the PC hammer has come down on the practice of photographing bikini clad crumpet on custom chops though.

Sounds like an archetypal marriage.

If you ever have to visit the dwelling of one of these cunts, never, ever accept an offer of a cup of tea or coffee. You can bet that it will have been made by His ageing long grey haired hippy wife and the milk will have been squeezed freshly from her sagging, wrinkled tits, which she has been expressing for fourteen years since the birth of the last kid.

Spike Milligan tried to involve Asians in science fiction, during the 70s, with his 'Pakistani Daleks' sketches. It didn't go down well.

Burka huggers!

Galaxy Quest was even more for kids, but didn't Sigourney Weaver look fit with blonde hair?

You would have loved the comic, '2000AD' back in the 80s, and I was just about to say Blade Runner and the first 2 Alien films when you realised I was reading your mind and posted it yourself.

Errrm... how long do you reckon you'll get this time? Calling anyone a nonce gets you cooler time, but CCs sacred cow..

Yeoman Rand. the thinking mans space crumpet.

The trouble is, as @Decimus pointed out, the modern male is oppressed and timid, scared that the girlfriend will call them a sexist pig or a chauvinistic tyrant if he disagrees with anything she says. She knows this and enjoys the 'girlpower' that political correctness has endowed her with, and consequently she can have whatever laughs she wants at his expense, i.e. Wearing tights and getting his ankles waxed so he can go sockless in the little canvas ballet pumps that she tells him to wear. In short, most modern men are timid faggots, frightened to talk back, lest they be labelled wife beaters. I blame David Beckham, the minute Victoria suggested he wear a sarong, he should have pounded her ugly, skeletal face through the back of her empty head until only wet chunks of bone remained.

But what if he reprogrammes the computamabob!

The more I read this, the more apparent it becomes, that you are completely detached from reality. Firstly, I haven't described any incidents where I've "laid a finger on anyone", and secondly, your theory that doing so leads to instant dismissal is entirely inaccurate. All entrances to licensed premises are covered by CCTV, and if that footage shows that door staff have acted in self defence, they can get away with quite a lot. It's a different world to catching out fare dodgers on the chuff-chuff. Stick to commenting on what you actually know, not what you think you know because you read it somewhere.

Please don't attempt to lecture me on the impact of 'PC world'. Having to sit through the SIA badge renewal courses is bad enough, and believe me, I've seen more of the real world, as it is, than you could ever hope to, right down to being told by an attending police officer: "if you have to hit anybody, for fucks sake make sure they're the same colour as you". I strongly suspect that your experiences of "the real world" are limited to pre 1990 and you've been feeding the cats and reading the news ever since. and to be honest, your take on the PC situation only reiterates what I've already said, which means that you're repeating my argument in order to discredit it. Not that bright are you.

Not getting to you today, am I?

And if the two cunts who took the beating had been heterosexual, Stokes wouldn't be in this legal shitstorm. It's now a requirement for doormen and security staff to call the police to any violent altercation where someone gets injured, and when they arrive, the one and only thing they're interested in is whether there is any racism or homophobia involved. Basically, if 2 white cunts have a fight, plod isn't interested, if a white cunt has a fight with a black cunt, 9 times out of 10, the white cunt gets arrested and the black cunt gets sympathy and a victim support leaflet.

Headline: "Two male bodies found" "forensic pathologist certain that both men have been anally tortured and penetrated by a number of different objects. Police searching for a man carrying a bag of shit-stained Argos golf clubs"

Until next week when you jump on someone's bandwagon to stick the boot (size 11 court shoe) in and attack the cunt. The same duplicitous shit you regularly do to Panzy, Stubby and countless others. You slimy two faced fucking snake.

When they were allowed back into NI, they snuck out in the early hours and hand delivered cassette tapes to every known Provo's letterbox. The tape content? The Boys Are Back In Town, by Thin Lizzy.

Good old 2 Para.

He should be taken to one side and reminded that in in more civilised and genteel days, Geoff Boycott was also a bit handy with his fists, but showed the grace and dignity to only beat up his wife and mistress behind closed doors. To be honest, a good old fashioned drunken punch up is far more acceptable than a bigheaded northern cunt knocking women about.

I don't know why we bother wasting time and money processing the cunts. We know for a fact that they're extremists and will likely be involved in some future terrorist atrocity. As you say, kick the cunt out of them, nail their bollocks to a wooden chair, and cut their faces up with Stanley knives, and once any info's been extracted, grind 'em up for dog food and deny they ever crossed the radar if anyone asks.

Was that where those Chinese cockle pickers drowned? that was a big misunderstanding, they were told to head back to shore when the water reached knee high. Apparently, when it all happened, Nee Hi, was having his lunch further up the beach.

It fucking disgusts me that these filthy, babyfucking cunts are given sentences far more lenient than those handed down to bank robbers etc' and then protected and provided with much nicer stuff than the average convict is likely to see. An indication that a lot of police and judiciary cunts are sick fucking perverts, looking out for their own kind. I want them all dead, but tortured first, badly, by me.