Eric Cuntman
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It's seems to be a recurring theme that those who win vast sums of money, are usually fucking morons without a clue how to manage it. There was some silly bitch who won millions on the pools and was featured on the tabloid front pages under the headline 'SPEND SPEND SPEND!', she was broke within a couple of years, and more recently the ASBO scumbag who won 7 or 8 million and spunked the lot on mansions and buying cars to smash up with his pisshead mates. The prize however goes to the first big National lottery winner, who, when asked how the 5 million would change his life, stated that he would continue working at the toilet seat factory because he enjoyed it... stupid fucking cunt.
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I don't think he has any days that aren't off days. I bet if he won a few million on the lottery, he'd start moaning because he had to drive a few miles to pick up the cheque.
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It had previously occurred to me that he's the worlds most miserable, curmudgeonly cunt. Makes Victor Meldrew seem positively chirpy.
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Can I just say, I've never liked Panzer. he strikes me as the type to sneak up behind blind people at pedestrian crossings and go... 'BEEP BEEP BEEP'
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That brings back memories. Motörhead and Wendy O Williams version of 'Please Don't Touch' was a playlist standard at every Backpatched M.C party I ever attended.
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You've definitely given it away now. Textbook Bertie response to 'EricTheFuckingBastardCuntMan'.
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A detailed and well structured nomination, bursting at the seams with cutting edge humour and satire to entertain the discerning membership of the corner... fuck off Albert you ridiculous fucking cunt.
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They must surely be of an age now, where a change of name to, 'Floppy Little Cocks' would be appropriate.
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I once read a book by a retired SAS major, who stated that in an ideal world, he would have tasked the regiment with training a hundred or so thousand army regulars and forming them into hunter/killer assassination squads, to go door to door from the top of NI down to the tip of south and wipe every paddy from the face of the earth. i can only assume that he formulated this idea whilst on undercover recon in some pub, and ended up chatting to you about politics for an hour.
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Yes, the English Defence League have had to have a big rethink, since it became apparent that having or voicing an opinion is, in the eyes of the government and police, a far more arrestable offence than making bombs, stabbing people and raping children.
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Nationalise the railways again? Fucking Corbyn bullshit. There are too many cunts making a fortune from it for them to hand it back. If Catweazle gets in and starts trying to pressurise them, they'll just make it ridiculously impossible. Corbyn) "I want the rail network back". Execs) "sure, twelvety billion pounds per kilometre of track". Delusional pipe dreams of a baboon shagging, imbecilic hippy cunt.
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I remain genuinely uninterested Panzer. Politics will always be the same as it always has been, an endless procession of corrupt, self serving, despicable wankers, lying and deceiving, putting on false smiles and avoiding answering any questions put to them. It doesn't matter who or what you vote for, even the odd politician with genuine good intention, soon just becomes part of the deceit machine, because the machine is bigger than any individual and it chews up and spits out anyone that doesn't hum along to its perpetual mechanical whirring. Im fukked, they're fukked, yiz are fukked, and there's not a solitary thing any of us can do to change it.
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It's as if he doesn't care about any of it. He hardly ever mentions brexit at all.
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Glad to see that brexit, for you, remains a casual interest, and not an all consuming, inescapable spiral of obsession.
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Clearly. It's only Wednesday and everyone's either pissed or gone all abstract. I'm starting to think that this site is populated by fuck-ups and degenerates.
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You're weird.
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You fucking care enough to edit the original, thank fuck. When you stop caring about spelling and punctuation, the ravens have officially fled the tower and we all might as well bite down on the cyanide capsule.
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Two spelling mistakes in one month. This is most disturbing. End of days?
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You utter cunt. I was just going to say that. This has all the hallmarks of that fucking idiot trying to reinvent himself beneath the thinnest of veneers.
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I should think that they're just extra dirty to finish you off quicker, so being hideous might actually go in your favour, you lucky bastard.
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Well, lucky you. At least she gave you something. she nicked my wallet. Even after I'd splashed out £4.89 on Lambrini and a bag of chips.
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Despite her obnoxious personality, Davina McCall, in years gone by, did have an attractive figure with curves in all the right places. Now that she's starved herself and looks like some ghastly apparition that's just been liberated from Belsen, the media are crowing on about how 'amaaay-zing' she looks. The phrase, 'bikini body' gets used a lot. The fact is that the vast majority of straight men would much rather see a bikini packed with a rounded arse, visible tits etc'. Cunts like her, encouraging girls to turn themselves into emaciated, angular bags of bones, are likely responsible for a large proportion of cases of anorexia and bulimia.
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Fucking hell, you are good. I bet that no spilled box of toothpicks remains uncounted when you're in the vicinity.
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"My kid was born with no anus or mouth, do you think it may be possible for him to meet his hero, Gary Glitter?" "Sorry sir, we've spoken to his agent and Mr Gadd isn't interested."
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Thanks for the vote of confidence Wiz. I've long dreamed of becoming Guantanamo's chief rehabilitation officer, and I think I have a lot to offer. I'm confident I can deliver a service whereby none of my charges will reoffend, after being hacked to pieces, placed in buckets and fed to the coastal shark population, all the released jihadis will be 100% rehabilitated.
