Eric Cuntman
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And a leather peaked cap with a chain across the front.
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It's certainly occurred to everyone else.
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On a serious note, the media hype indicating that any hospital death is the result of morphine over-prescription, is fucking ludicrous. Any patient with the slightest tolerance to opioids, even Co-Codamol, will be unlikely to come to harm at the hands of morphine. Once the body has established the smallest tolerance, there's virtually no upper limit for uptake.
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You've hit the nail on the head there Wizbang. Scotty's the Grand Master of dispatching the elderly and infirm. This has encroached uncomfortably on his territorial instincts.
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And a leading name in both 'shirt lifting' and 'marmite drilling'.
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Did you see one just like it while you were there?
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There's nothing more irritating than the voice of a gay Scotsman. Like those 2 fairies that did the interior design programmes, a camp poofter is bad enough, but with a highland lilt, utterly unbearable. Taking into account the Scots fondness for all things deep fried, and now, having reached this conclusion regarding the sexuality of the Judge, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes home tonight with a battered ringpiece.
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Did he drink a lot of whogsky?
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He calls it a 'carry out'. A phrase I've only ever associated with the Scots, but he's from east London... ..he's a fucking jockney!
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Rusty fish hook pie.
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"I just want to say you've been on top form the last fortnight" Apple polishing teachers pet type cunt. Sort yourself out, you're a fucking disgrace, and it saddens me to see you like this.
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It's seems to be a recurring theme that those who win vast sums of money, are usually fucking morons without a clue how to manage it. There was some silly bitch who won millions on the pools and was featured on the tabloid front pages under the headline 'SPEND SPEND SPEND!', she was broke within a couple of years, and more recently the ASBO scumbag who won 7 or 8 million and spunked the lot on mansions and buying cars to smash up with his pisshead mates. The prize however goes to the first big National lottery winner, who, when asked how the 5 million would change his life, stated that he would continue working at the toilet seat factory because he enjoyed it... stupid fucking cunt.
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I don't think he has any days that aren't off days. I bet if he won a few million on the lottery, he'd start moaning because he had to drive a few miles to pick up the cheque.
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It had previously occurred to me that he's the worlds most miserable, curmudgeonly cunt. Makes Victor Meldrew seem positively chirpy.
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Can I just say, I've never liked Panzer. he strikes me as the type to sneak up behind blind people at pedestrian crossings and go... 'BEEP BEEP BEEP'
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That brings back memories. Motörhead and Wendy O Williams version of 'Please Don't Touch' was a playlist standard at every Backpatched M.C party I ever attended.
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You've definitely given it away now. Textbook Bertie response to 'EricTheFuckingBastardCuntMan'.
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A detailed and well structured nomination, bursting at the seams with cutting edge humour and satire to entertain the discerning membership of the corner... fuck off Albert you ridiculous fucking cunt.
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They must surely be of an age now, where a change of name to, 'Floppy Little Cocks' would be appropriate.
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I once read a book by a retired SAS major, who stated that in an ideal world, he would have tasked the regiment with training a hundred or so thousand army regulars and forming them into hunter/killer assassination squads, to go door to door from the top of NI down to the tip of south and wipe every paddy from the face of the earth. i can only assume that he formulated this idea whilst on undercover recon in some pub, and ended up chatting to you about politics for an hour.
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Yes, the English Defence League have had to have a big rethink, since it became apparent that having or voicing an opinion is, in the eyes of the government and police, a far more arrestable offence than making bombs, stabbing people and raping children.
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Nationalise the railways again? Fucking Corbyn bullshit. There are too many cunts making a fortune from it for them to hand it back. If Catweazle gets in and starts trying to pressurise them, they'll just make it ridiculously impossible. Corbyn) "I want the rail network back". Execs) "sure, twelvety billion pounds per kilometre of track". Delusional pipe dreams of a baboon shagging, imbecilic hippy cunt.
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I remain genuinely uninterested Panzer. Politics will always be the same as it always has been, an endless procession of corrupt, self serving, despicable wankers, lying and deceiving, putting on false smiles and avoiding answering any questions put to them. It doesn't matter who or what you vote for, even the odd politician with genuine good intention, soon just becomes part of the deceit machine, because the machine is bigger than any individual and it chews up and spits out anyone that doesn't hum along to its perpetual mechanical whirring. Im fukked, they're fukked, yiz are fukked, and there's not a solitary thing any of us can do to change it.
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It's as if he doesn't care about any of it. He hardly ever mentions brexit at all.
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Glad to see that brexit, for you, remains a casual interest, and not an all consuming, inescapable spiral of obsession.
