Eric Cuntman

I'm so happy to see you two getting along. The beginning of a joyful tear is forming at the corner of my eye. Im touched (not in a dirty way)

The light which burns half as long.. ..burns twice as bright/shite.

Penelope, but also not Penelope because Roops maintains that there aren't any multi IDs, even though it's definitely Penelope.

Sadly, there aren't too many professional female pornstars left, they've been replaced by keen amateur skanks, who feel they have to look at the camera and lick their lips every 5 seconds. to anybody normal, they just look like cunts.

I know exactly what you're thinking of.. 🎵there is only one river, only one sea🎵

Fucking right, if this cunt starts encroaching on my shit, I'm taking all his Jew gold.

Ooh, get you! Claiming not only to use public transport, but also to go into shops. If there's any truth to these grandiose tales of a life most can only dream of, keep it to yourself, lest you stir up too much resentment among the proletariat. Flash cunt.

@southerncunt, he does have a point.

Take note @Decimus. None of us are interested in hearing these outlandish fantasies of some, only to be dreamed of, playboy, jet-set lifestyle where you are living the high life, travelling on a commuter train full of annoying kids. Take your imaginary, billionaire renaissance man lifestyle and shove it up your pseudo bourgeoisie arse.

I assume 'Fuckwitshere' is where you live.

I had guessed that you don't feed your dingoes shit, I assume that their diet consists mainly of dismembered tourists?

I suspect you're suffering some disorientation after spending time as a giant post war comedy actor's tallywhacker.

He would definitely see something grimly fiendish.

Watch it without sound, hilarious.

I didn't like everything he did either, like sucking Mick Jagger's cock.

Post of the month. proving less is more.

Absolutely, Tin Machine were utter gash, a classic example of, 'if my name's attached to it, any pile of shit must become credible'.

I'm afraid I did. I was pleased that the fresh prince died at the end, but still quite upset that the dog didn't make it. The worst piece of shit that he's ever made was 'After Earth'. I quite liked the idea, but after seeing his cunting kid trying to act, I felt that a law should be passed to prevent it happening again. the remake of 'Karate Kid' was fucking awful too.

The Jam were ok, but I prefer Marmalade.

How utterly hideous, like one of those cunts who couldn't come out in daylight, from the Omega Man with Charlton Heston.

Gelignite, you must be an old school PIRA. The younger generation favour Semtex and C4.

Qualitah

You stupid fucking cunt.

Not fucking much! If brexit was a person, it would have a restraining order filed against Panzy.

It makes sense building round houses, fuzzy-wuzzy spears slide off of them.