Wolfie

Agreed. I think you'll however agree I've kept out of the grammar Nazism domain with führer LCS recently, and was simply throwing a little provocation out there. Keep your beak out of my feuds, Baws – unless you feel he needs assistance.

A double preposition? Tsk tsk.

Mm, not a bad effort from Monsieur Bârton. He's got a long way to go, though, to equal the dizzy heights of de Schteeve van McClaren:

Clearly you didn't, because had you done, you wouldn't have submitted this nomination. At least you've been telling the truth about your sisters and love for Jack Russells.

Almost each time I login it's non-stop verbal diarrhoea dickhead Harold, Bresslaw twin 'Big Pen', new flyweight Greg and über-bellend Captain Kike R-soles. If it was their collective intention to destroy the site, then they're succeeding. As for you @and, calm the fuck down you obviously rattled tool. Raas, like Decs and myself, has obviously gotten so far up your hooked schnozzola you're behaving like a Broadmoor patient who's failed a parole opportunity for the 100th time. In spite of raising the antisemite flag on more occasions than I can thankfully recall, your glaring 'Windrush this, Windrush that' bigotry makes you look even more of a hypocrite than Gary Lineker and his anti-Qatar MoTD world cup speech after accepting a £1.6m payout from the Qatari-owned Al Jazeera TV. All one's got to do is type 'windrush' into the search menu and... you utterly affected shyster. Lol.

Fascinating.

Careful Eric, you'll have the megalomanic Vulcan shoving a Rule 12 violation up your jacksie before too long.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/12/huw-edwards-named-as-bbc-anchor-accused-of-paying-teen-for-explicit-pictures.html#:~:text=The BBC’s Huw Edwards has been named by,child was 17 — they are now 20. https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-presenter-suspended-everything-we-know-about-claims-star-paid-teen-for-sexually-explicit-photos-12917471

Outrageous, isn't it? I haven't paid a licence fee for some 20 years and it appears millions of others no longer wish to line the pockets of these greedy, selfish cunts. It's little wonder some big names at the BBC were so keen for Edwards to not be exposed as they knew fewer people would wish to fund the organisation – and their disgusting salaries, which have generally increased annually by around 30%. So much for equality via inflation. What's shocking about Edwards is that he was still in receipt of his salary (he only resigned last month, which the BBC kept quiet, obviously hoping to not have him in the public eye again) for paying around £35,000 to see explicit photos of a teenager's cock, though the latter being of consensual age meant the Welsh midnight wanker wasn't doing anything illegal. Zoe Ball – whose dad got her a presenting job at the BBC to start with – has taken a pay cut from £1.36m. Still, at £985,000 the loud and unbearably annoying moose still rakes in £19k per week of taxpayers' money. Poor thing. I have no problem with people earning these kinds of figures if they're doing it via means of free enterprise, such as commuters who suffer the rigmarole of the trains or M25 every day. But to enforce people to cough up these pro-woke cunts' wages (in a digital age with so much choice elsewhere) is just wrong on every level. I think the Savile exposé (which the Beeb desperately tried to cover up) followed by cock connoisseur Huw really was/is the begnning of the end for the BBC. I'm going to enjoy watching the corrupt shitcunt organisation slowly rot from within in the coming years, as less people pay up. Just think: the White City studios in which Rolf Harris was doing a little bit more than drawing cartoons, and in which Savile raped dozens of kids, are still used for prime time shows such as Strictly Come Dancing. If ever I was to wish dog-eating bastard Kim Wrong-un's nuclear missile initiative success, it'd be to turn the shithouse into West London's version of Ground Zero.

Have you started on the alcopops already, Gyps?

His taxpayer-funded £440,000 salary most certainly afforded him a very good team of solicitors, who made the front-page news of him allegedly showing off his underwear to someone of a younger generation go away pretty quickly. Allegedly, of course. https://inews.co.uk/news/media/bbc-salary-list-2023-10-best-paid-presenters-highest-earner-2469550#:~:text=The BBC has revealed its 10 highest earning,Ball is the second highest earner%2C on £980%2C000-985%2C000. And just look at that wanker Lineker topping the list for the umpteenth time running. Mr Equality for all, carping on about UK folk housing immigrants in need, still championing human rights across the globe. This, from the same cunt who reportedly pocketed £1.6m from the Qatar-owned Al Jazeera TV channel – a country which still murders women for not dressing according to the Quran and hands out the death penalty to homosexuals (presumably @and won't be booking a holiday there anytime soon, lolololol).

Imagine my disappointment reading your comment above, following my initial topic headline jollity, thinking you had listened to 95% of the cuntership and decided to terminate yourself. I hope your night isn't too lonely. At least you'll have a microwave and pet snake for company.

A Christmas Creole, with Ebonygeezer Scrooge, Bob Marley and Crackshit Fuzziwig.

I was going to be kind, Pen, but seeing as you keep trolling and can't keep your humungous schlong out of my affairs, you leave me with little choice. I noticed on Christmas Day you made the lion's share of comments, with Harold filling in a few gaps; I was wondering, therefore, why you didn't spend it with your trio or quartet of siblings? While you've confused the living hell out of everyone as to how many sisters, half-brothers or Jack Russells you've had or have, and what they died or didn't die from, your Christmas Day monopoly strongly suggests you're nothing more than a lonely, bitter old genderqueer with absolutely no-one or nothing in their life. In fact, this website is your life – and you're pretty shit at it at the best of times. I'm sure I speak on behalf of 95% of the Corner when I say retire yourself, you sad, piteous, useless, painfully sorry old butch.

I hope Father Christmas brings you a belated torn cruciate ligament, Dr Verbose. When you claim "before the rest of the house stirs", I assume you mean the only person you live with: your Aussie wife. Actually, I'm a little disappointed you've taken the Yewtree angle on this, especially as it would be obvious to anyone with more than three brain cells that dogs and teenagers et al. affect one's time on any given morning. And your mornings appear to involve "a cup of tea" rather than espresso coffee, yet you have the audacity to call me a big poof... Jeez. You do indeed sound like a retired old fart.

We're a little over three months away from April Fools Day, you fuckin' obvious Cleveland steamer sodomite.

Of course, no one in the 24-hour daylit utopia that is Australia gets up at 5.30am before work. Not a soul – not even doctors or nurses. The difference between your life as a civil servant, in which you must have been ruled by a Third Reich iron fist for most of it, and mine, in which I have freedoms to choose when I work, is that I like to rise early. Dogs, teenagers and training before I decide to work – rather than a bureaucrat pulling my strings – all play a part. Go figure, presumptuous wanker.

Indeed. He's the most triggered, easily riled contributor on here – by some distance. He's also second only to ginger flaps in the last-word merchant stakes, as he'll undoubtedly confirm...

Ah, but you did. I know this because I was up for work at 5.30am the following morning – and noticed you were logged into this topic at precisely the same time, without doubt reading the comment I made about your ma via notification. You lying piece of shit Teague wanker. Lol.

The Yiddish bum-ferret has been so far up Frank's arsehole recently I'm surprised he can see where he's going. Perhaps the olive-skinned wanker's cavernous, Thamesmead-rooted rectum allows in just enough light for Captain Shit to navigate his next trolling endeavour. What a pair of mincers.

You easily rattled, highly strung, utterly predictable Oirish wanker. Genuinely laffin... lololol.

You, just can't stop, following and trolling, people, can you, you insecure, comma-clumsy, weirdo, troll?