Wolfie

Just imagine a one-legged lesbian/homo with his cock hanging out, first thing in the morning... sounds familiar, eh, Punkape?

How very civilised, and something hardly surprising for intelligent apes with Russian/Chinese lineage. Fascinating nom, btw.

Are you a nurse? Do you wear stockings and suspenders akin to Barbara Windsor in the Carry On films?

Kris Akabusi. For probably a decade, until today, I'd thankfully forgotten about the world's most overly energetic, immature, loud, annoying, idiotic, irritating fucking prick.

As one of the most intelligent commenters on here, I knew you'd find it hard to make light of such a barbaric subject.

How's your job going at the NHS? My apologies if you're actually a TB-infected migrant cunt.

Ah, yet another online warrior, being confrontational from behind the security of a computer. I see you're from The Cotswolds. You sound like a right hard bastard.

The Jap's-eyed bastards can get fucked with their medieval practices, which put a plethora of animals through pointless, utter horror. Disgusting cunts.

Here's a genuine quote from my friend in Ohio (where most guns are legal), this lunchtime, when I asked how she is: 'One of family members shot and killed their self so I have to go to the funeral on Monday.'

Four, if you're Punkape.

We're not all like that! *raises can of pisswater wearing Union Jack shorts*

It must be a first for the BBC.

Me too Gong, and it saddens me to say that because I hate guns. The thing is, even though different US states have different gun laws, driving from one to another with prohibited weapons is easy for criminals. It's the same with ridiculously powerful electric weapons, such as CEW Tazers. It simply can't be enforced. In the UK, an illegal blanket covers everyone – apart from police. Consequently, I feel much safer. Criminals will always manage to get their hands on illegal weapons, and no doubt very unlikely to give them up via amnesty, but it is still at a minimal level in the UK compared to other G8 nations (now G9 I suppose).

With such facts, Manchester's police force has become the envy of not just Europe, but of the world. The Russians and Saudis must be desperately trying to increase their LGBT budgets for next year.

Yes, I am. It even says it above my avatar.

I knew it! You work for the Cymru Tourist Board, don't you?

The Wermacht actually used her growler to mop up injured troops from the battlefield. Many woke the next day feeling a massive cunt for what they'd done.

The classist tosser can stick his Notting Hill dinner party attitude, and his F1, up his Harrovian arse.

There was more to it, but I think it was one of the prime factors for the rise of the Third Reich. More previously unknown facts about Hitler have started coming to light, too. Did you know he grew his little mustache especially for Eva Braun's clitoris?

When people reach a certain degree of fame, they seem to disappear into their own rectums before long. Case in point here.

Therefore, the long and short of it is that Germany's behaviour in the 1930s-40s wasn't unique.

As a matter of fact, yes. I'm sitting outside of KFC, in my chavved up and uninsured Nissan Bluebird, looking at white women.

'I Feel Like A Wog'? Post reported.