Wolfie

It's no surprise it hails from France. The cunts are masters at running backwards.

Generations born decades after the atrocities took place are still being made to feel guilty. Western media, much of which is borne from Jewish influence, hasn't allowed anyone to forget. The British don't exactly have the best human rights record in history, either, yet it seems OK for us to be proud of our empirical achievements, chief of which includes killing millions of innocents – as did Germany in the 1930s-40s.

I hope you checked with Jacko first, to make sure it was OK to post music you like on my thread.

Ah, thanks for 'BEING NICE', Jacksie. I must admit your magnanimous tone does seem a little forced for someone who's obviously an incredibly rude cunt, though I nevertheless acknowledge your idiocy and inability to 'catch some brainless little fishes'.

Roadkill did actually mean the 'VC', but in this case it's an acronym for 'Very Cuntish', as it was he who threw the Down syndrome kid's lunchbox onto the Metro tracks.

OH shut up, rat face. Christ he winds me up. His huge salary and incestuous existence within his little BBC pocket means he's so far out of touch with the daily round he simply can't fathom how normal people think. Conceited tosspot.

Little did you know at the time he would grow up to become Benedict Cumberbatch.

You almost had me checking to see whether Diane Abbot has ever been awarded a knighthood.

You've lost me, and with the greatest respect, not for the first time.

This guy's got more talent in his little finger than The 'Fab' Four put together.

In truth, I think he's an excellent actor. But it's hard not to dislike a lame excuse for a philanthropist. As Eddie points out, he's lived in a privileged bubble all of his life, and for this reason hasn't experienced the hardships the vast, vast majority of others do. Yet he preaches about our alleged wrongdoings, seems to know how public funding ought to be spent, gives the impression of caring about the destruction of our planet – and then appears on a paid, post-race F1 presentation on live TV, and kisses Mercedes' arse in the process. The hypocrisy. His messiah complex reminds me of a young Irish cunt, now worth £35m approx., circa 1980s. And, if Martians with Jocelyn Wildenstein syndrome existed, they'd look like him.

Do you care for those stats, Decimus?

He's certainly made a hash of it.

Definitely. The comics thing also suggests he wore it everyday when he got his third-class degree in retro computer rewiring from some obscure university in north Wales.

I recall seeing your cutting. Is your surname Phillips?

He's obviously into classic comics. I bet he's got a plethora of flowery, charity shop shirts to accompany his greasy ponytail each time he visits his 'pals' at the local board game shop for a Dungeons & Dragons wank-off.

Judging by what I've seen posted, the archetypal minge-seepage coming from Jacko's cheap laptop speakers includes utter horse wank like Coldplay, The Eagles and Michael Buble's Greatest Hits. I'm glad the music threads offend him: it's a blessing in disguise for the rest of us.

What a relevant nom, and not ironic in the least, you painfully unfunny, self-pitying, self-obsessed drunken anus.

'Isn't that all done through the bank these days ?'. You are a clever one, aren't you? I'll wager you've got at least one GCSE.

r-soles: you can use the link below from now on, as this thread's getting a bit slow. Let's hope Punkape doesn't see the video you posted, as he'll probably catch fire.

While I agree The Guardian is among the most illiberal pieces of shit falsely portraying itself otherwise, what the bloody hell did you expect by using 'cunt' in your comment?

Obviously. That's why you didn't give due credit to the author of the work before seeing if you could pass it off as your own.

Is modesty also accepted to the same axiomatic degree?

I'm planning on giving up booze and going down the gym. I'll be content with a week.

You're right – it's been plagiarised, almost word-for-word.