Wolfie

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

You are so funny.

Probably not quite as much as the ridicule coming from your post-PE school changing room.

16 hours ago, and said:

I do believe that worked in favour of the last, and present, incumbents of the White House, I don't see why it shouldn't apply to all other vacant posts in the, wonderful, USA. 

An old pal of mine (English) married an American and now lives near Grand Rapids in Michigan, R-Soles, and she's invited us to visit. It's a big trip to organise but I would love to go – only it's around -20C in winter, so a summer holiday looks more plausible. Naturally I'm excited and I've been combing the area via Google Maps... only to discover a small city in the state called 'Gaylord', lololol. Surely a move from Golders Green beckons...

On 14/01/2024 at 16:52, and said:

Fudge tunnellers.

On 14/01/2024 at 16:41, and said:

Queers, shirt-lifters, uphill gardeners, rent boys, footballers, faggots, friends of Dorothy, pillow biters, Guardian readers etc.

On 13/01/2024 at 18:27, and said:

Or well gay.

On 13/01/2024 at 16:00, and said:

It's easy if you try, just suck on a big cock when you're driving, like you do when you're at home.

You can thank me later.

14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Then take her up the wrong'un

In principle, yes. But just imagine her on all-fours in front of you, when she turns around and her father's face suddenly appears.

On 24/12/2023 at 17:16, ChildeHarold said:

Yeah she's a fucking cow. I still can't forget that debacle over fucking cocaine sniffing out of it behaviour in the Chelsea apartment, ratted out by her live in Filipino housemaids who clearly fucking hated her guts over the way they were treated. Her defence:

1. They were stealing from me that's why I sacked them - the devious counter suing argument only there to deflect guilt

2. I have a personal addiction problem, I confess, I'm getting help, please forgive me (i.e. the BBC TV career) blah b l ah blah we've heard so many times before... While her oily cunt of a two faced dad Lord Cunt Lawson was fucking driving round London bookshops buying up copies of his own slimming cookery book to get it into The Times Best Seller List. 

Both a pair of cunts. As for her marriage to the AD millionaire and online art gallery guy whose name I fucking forget because of the plastic fake world he spent his life creating, that fucking fell apart into a thousand acrimonious pieces.* 

The Sunday pictorials had to wait for Megan to see that type of white hot scandal again. 

Yet the fucking slag still lives on TV thanks to good old Beeb. Who gives a fucking toss about her white powder tips. A fucking disgrace from top to bottom. 

*Saatchi

Actually H, as much as I dislike the fake, plump, privileged kike cow, and while my days of hedonism are long behind me, I can think of worse things than spending an evening with Nigella in her Chelsea apartment, accompanied by a wrap of quality candy and several bottles of claret.

On 12/01/2024 at 18:46, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell. What's your problem? I've never piled into you. If you've got a problem with Pen that's your fucking concern not mine. Don't slag me off because I have the audacity to like the post. And no, I'm not licking her dick. I'll leave that to you to do, you fucking spastic poof.

@Dyslexic cnut's right Gyps. While the subject at hand may be worthy of a public shoeing, a one-sentence (and a weak one at that) nom does not make good cunting – far from it. A worthy topic is something which is original, creative etc. and not slothfully cut & pasted from the BBC website's front fucking page. We all have immediate access to precisely the same story, which in no way adds value to the 'topic' that Willy Warmer was attempting to submit. Don't take this personally, but advocating Pen's nom by claiming "great cunting" brings nothing to the site by encouraging one of the least effective and idiotic punters this shithole has ever suffered. Seriously, how many likes did it attract? Like I said: lazy, useless, pointless.

18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

The skin suits that Wolfie's missus makes for him don't protect him from his own very thin skin.

Ask nicely and she may even knit you a willy warmer, Pen. It may take a while, but weeks could be saved with colder weather in mind.

7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

That fucking pot must be constructed from dark matter - black isn't black enough for you, of all people, to throw critique like that about. You thick, useless, irrelevant wanker.

It's a bird... it's a plane... it's... Ciderman!

How about an apple-themed Spiderman-type superhero costume Drew? The missus is pretty good at sewing and earns a little extra as a seamstress. Ping me the address of your grotty little flat and I'm sure we can get something sorted. Lololol.

48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Wolfie, I was number 4 on the list, and I can honestly say I haven't upped my game, and I am still waiting for my curtains (Green regency stripe for my study). 

...and still no.1 for creating another account to award himself/manipulate likes. You wanker, lol.

5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Who's dick are you licking .. oh .. he's just liked your post!

In bold, below:

On 18/12/2019 at 01:08, Admin said:

I generally live and let live on these pages. However, I have had my fill of certain people and practices. The site needs to continue, but it will be on an irreversible decline if the current situation is allowed to continue.

1) Frank. You are not capable of producing any content other than repeated insults. I asked you to put a nom up, you had time, but you failed. It's over.

2) Lady P. Continual mind numbing nominations and pointless content. Less is more. Your longevity does not afford you any privileges. Change or the exit will be shown.

3) Decimus. Stop continually looking for arguments or people to destroy. Stick to what you are very good at, good old fashioned cunting.

4) Withers. I don't see you offering much beyond insults and bickering. Up your game or it's curtains.

5) Salty. I don't think you have done much wrong nor much right either. I am not sure this is the right place for you. Time to leave.

For those who come here to do what it says on the tin, I thank you for keeping the faith.

 

15 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Wind your fucking hirsute neck in and contribute to the subject matter rather than attempting to be Ape MkII and attack other posters without offering any contribution or value to the site. Have a fucking day off.

I think others' response to this means there's not much for me to do. Remember the 7.30 rule, idiot.

12 hours ago, Greg said:

I'm not sure about the whole Epstein fandango. There are 150+ claimants on his estate all claiming they were abused multiple times by well known punters. Many of the claimants have stated they knew it was all video'd. But there's no tapes. All of Jeffrey's employees have said they never saw orgies. Only Ghislaine went down. It doesn't add up. 

'Only Ghislaine went down'. How so?

In spite of being a natural on the subject, check your facts. Epstein also went down in spectacular fashion, found hanged (or hung) in his prison cell. The Duke of Pork also went down, compelled to pay millions to Giuffre (and others to keep them quiet) and forced to step down from public duty, losing his previous royal title, privileges and status. While the latter went down lightly, Maxwell wasn't the only one. Hopefully there are more to come.

Oh – and a fitting avatar, btw.

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have just watched this cunt giving evidence .. he comes across as inept and not too bright, and say's that he was not technically minded.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-67941754

 

Yet another original, well-researched, non-BBC mainstream media news link topic which the rest of us might struggle to find.

You pointless, lazy, useless fucking tranny cunt.

13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Typical thick British public who perpetually view life as some david and goliath struggle .Branson , a dirty little perv , a cunt of huge proportions , a cunt who from his private island demanded and recieved millions in taxpayers money as a handouts to keep his shit businesses in business  is seen as some anti establishment folk hero .He's a CUNT .Now every post-office prosecution was of of course a miscarriage of justice .Not one of them had their fingers in the till .Bollox .It stands  to reason a proportion did  because there  is an immoral element in every walk of life .A post office overcharged me hundreds of pounds for  business postage,  I found out after speaking to another post office who informed me I wasn't the only person who had fallen foul of them .I didn't think it possible but it happened .Once again its  manipulated into a David and goliath story ,  something the British are suckers for  everytime . Any form of reason goes out of the window .A old prison saying , the first thing you learn , everyone is innocent .

Indeed. To have demanded a £500m bailout from people struggling to make ends meet (mostly because of the unecessary strain placed upon them by a coronavirus-obsessed government), while his personal wealth is worth more than £4bn, which includes an island estimated to be valued at around £100m, is beyond fucking greedy. I hope the self-indulgent cunt gets eaten by a ravenous shark.  

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Readers will be aware that this effluent is a great example of a contributor who reports he is definitely letting things wash over his head, and generally conducting himself in a Zen-like manner more usually seen in orange-clad men dotted about on a Tibetan hillside (and no, I don’t mean @King Billy on his holidays). Any suggestion that this timid invective is actually the work of the Corner’s Ronnie Pickering, charging about the place in his metaphorical Citroen Picasso, picking fights every few hours with anyone he takes a dislike to, is of course wide of the mark. These are most definitely the calm and considered writings of a man truly at ease with how life has turned out for him, rather than the ill-tempered discharge of a middle-aged Cuck who thinks a hour pounding the heavy bag in the garage every morning will keep him hung, virile and relevant. 

I don’t know who I feel sorry for the most; the dogs or the teenagers. 

And……..breathe……

Oh no, another lexical error in bold! Tsk-tsk.

This is precisely the kind of shit you've been doing for the past couple of months. Readers will be aware of exactly what I'm talking about.

Pitiful, Doc, isn't it?

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If this is you letting things wash over your head (isn’t it wash over you or go over your head ?), I’d be interested to see what happens when something or someone really gets to you. You already give the impression of a scarlet hypertensive, boiling with impotent rage that you keep getting your arse handed to you by anyone who wouldn’t be taxed by the quick crossword in the Daily Star. You do know that one day all this rampaging cortisol is going to come back and bite you, don’t you?

I’d invest in a hammock and a good pair of noise cancelling headphones if I were you. Works for me on a glorious January day. As for the wretched state of the UK, it is quite interesting to me how little the ex-pat community here in WA have to say on the subject these days, just a shrug and a rueful shake of the head whenever they are asked for commment (sic). 

Incidentally, is skinny-fingered an insult where you come from? The last time I heard such a toothless barb, I was visiting a care home during the afternoon bingo. You fucking old woman. 

There you go again: you've highlighted in bold one extra 'm' in 'commment' – which means you've also just flawlessly executed the precise point I was making about you here:

On 16/12/2023 at 19:57, Wolfie said:

Clearly too stupid to have created this nom in the Open Corner for obvious reasons, which is why Roops appears to have done it for you, the only discernable weapon in your somewhat limited arsenal is to point out minor spelling errors borne from a half-pint keypad without spellcheck. And that's it. As usual you've nothing else to offer.

Content is key, which perhaps goes some way to explaining just why your average post-like ratio is something of an embarrassment – from your perspective (lol). There's nothing else in your cache, aside from the most mind-numbingly boring, clearly unnatural and inhibited prose which looks as though it takes hours to compose.

Are you quite sure you're a doctor, Doc, especially as most typically carry appalling grammar, spontaneity, and lack of attention to detail in this respect?

You utterly fake cockweasel. 

Perhaps next time, like you, I'll be less spontaneous and fastidiously run everything through spellcheck, so as to not provide you with the only bit of ammo you've seemingly got left. My post above sums you up rather well, don't you think, you incredibly boring, one-dimensional wanker?

On 09/01/2024 at 20:48, ChildeHarold said:

I like that last sentence, very Shakespearean, very quotable. All those cunts are within a half days flying time in a private plane or copter of each other for partying. I wonder what the rights are when you buy a "private" island in terms of the seas surrounding it, in effect keeping people out. Surely you don't own a five mile zone round the island? That's how the Crown initially colonised these areas by issuing land grants and titles which are still legally recognised today. That's why the fucking Jewish capitalists and mobsters of America and British aristocracy who still control Britain fucking hated the balls off Castro and the Cubans. They broke the mould, like the Iranians: unforgiveable. 

Stick to the topic Harold. Speaking of the Crown and British aristocracy at its highest echelon, Branson is far less traceable than, say, Prince Andrew. The latter is far more stupid. For example, Andrew claimed to never have met Virginia Giuffre during his car-crash interview with Emily Maitlis – even though a photo of him with his arm around her, with Ghislaine Maxwell in the background, was in the public domain. Doh. He then paid tens of millions to settle a civil sexual assault case with her (if ever there was an admission of guilt!), forcing him to step down from public duties after the furore.

While there's no proof, Branson strikes me as far more cunning and calculating. If there is a sex tape which exists, you can bet he's shitting his load. A sadistic part of me hopes it surfaces – much like his body might in his swimming pool if ever it gets into the wrong (or right) hands. 

1 hour ago, and said:

@Wolfie always gets upset when his best chum @Decimus isn't around to hold his paw, his devotion to his master is rather touching, he's been well trained, ever since he was a puppy 🐩

If you can muster your little brain to do so, put this comment into the mindset of a third-party looking in.

See what I mean? You weird, pathetic dickhead.

22 hours ago, Eddie said:

It’s made my day that the beardy nonce has been named along with prince Andrew and Clinton as having sex with young girls on Jeff’s island. The witness has stated she would testify in court that she has watched sex tapes involving these 3. People always suspected this cunt, I would give my left ball to see him locked up. 

Branson has always been cautious with his private life, which is perhaps why he bought an island to escape the UK's media. And it's within a stone's throw of Epstein's island. I'm only speculating, but deep pockets often house deep secrets.

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Wolfie, I've got a feeling you don't like him. That said, you might well appreciate a skinny-fingered doctor, as he is attempting to remove a butternut squash from your rectum, you touchy mmmmong.

It didn't take you very long to join the party, you wannabe-Gallic serpent. It's as though you're continually slithering around the fringes, waiting for an opportunity to bite on any scraps, before crawling back into the grasssss. That said, I'm delighted you feel the antipodean quack is in need of support.

On 08/01/2024 at 15:42, and said:

I see, you mean it's a bit like comments about scat and big cocks?

Didn't you used to call yourself R-Soles, accompanied by numerous avatars of different types of shit?

On 08/01/2024 at 09:20, Last Cunt Standing said:

@Cuntybaws has already dealt beautifully with this feeble gumming. Pathetic. 

I’d have thought Fuhrer was capitalised personally. I’ve omitted the umlaut deliberately too, before you get your bloomers all knotted. You’re revealing yourself to be quite the old woman, aren’t you? 

You've got your rubber-gloved fist wedged so far up Bore's sphincter I'm actually embarrassed for you. It's cringeworthy. As someone who considers you to be as bland as fuck, the fact is there's no difference between the utter hypocrisy of your rambling shite and Gary Lineker's latest Twitterings.

Past weeks have brought commment after comment of highlighting (in either bold or italics) grammar errors you perceive that I've made (you'll know precisely what I'm talking about, the above no exception), all of which I've let wash over my head. And you have the audacity to refer to me as an 'old woman'? Lol. You skinny-fingered, pen-pushing little deskjob wanker. Why don't you say something original for change, like slagging off the UK?

57 minutes ago, and said:

Never trifle with a man who has a dictionary and a Poodle 📖 🐩

Yet another piss-poor remark to garner a like from Pen. Wind your neck in, you repetitious, shit-infatuated softcore cunt.

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Really, is this a trap?

While you're often as thick as chamois shit with this sort of innuendo-fuelled tripe, your snake-like grasssing abilities do possess a certain charm. My conclusion however is that you should permanetly delete your account and fuck clean off, never returning, allowing the cancer instead to do its job.

23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Funny you should ask, but no. The stupid fucking employers agreed to 'pay in lieu of notice' so they're paying me to do fuck all until 23rd January. I should have a job offer by then as I'm considered a bit of an expert in my field of expertise and believe it or not, I'm a chartered professional.

There's so much ammo here Drew I feel like a kid at Christmas. Nevertheless, shouldn't income from your rental properties, seeing as you claimed to be mortgage-free, keep you going beyond 23 January?

37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The standard of pedantry round here is shocking. 

You pounced on my typo like an oceantic whitetip, Eric. Speaking of sharks scenting a little blood, where are Frank and Withers?