Wolfie

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well Karen, everyone is treated the same, however punters with extensive rap sheets will be dealt with greater severity. Simples.

Fucking hell, I hope you're more fun when you've had a few glasses of wine.

42 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

It doesn't confirm anything of the sort...also, so much for your assurance given to me less than a fortnight ago that you'll cease breaking rule 12.

As you take time out in the cooler you might reflect that fucking about has it's consequences. 

On a different note, you do realise your brittle ego was wound-up by the site's notorious wind up-merchant resulting in your cack-handed manipulation of the leader board? Again consequences ensue...

Lastly, cease and desist interjecting the word "nigger" in your posts - I've had to edit three posts in as many weeks.

The same rules must apply to everyone.

For this reason, are you going to also cooler Shetland Schlong? This would only be fair, and in keeping with consistency: it's not as though it's the first time she's unloaded on Frank to get him to the top of the weekly LB.

15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Faecal Frank’s felching fluid.

Lunch postponed.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good call. Although Erin Grey affected me significantly, not quite as significantly as Catherine Bach in denim shorts.

Our generation was privileged, Eric: Daisy Duke, Wilma, Legs & Co., Lisa Eilbacher, Glynis Barber, Charlie's Angels etc. Nowadays it must be extremely confusing for any red-blooded young male wishing to show appreciation for such stunning females to be thought of as sexist or demeaning to women at large, now the militant feminazi brigade have been given a platform to spout their preferred rug-munching or transgender weirdness.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Being born in 1972, my golden memories straddle two decades. My first twinge of sexual attraction came from Suzi Quattro in leather jeans. And before I knew it, it was the 1980s and I’m confronted with Sally James, in leather jeans.

 By the time Phillipa Forrester started wearing leather jeans in the 90s, I was caught in a 3 decade wanking cycle.  
Hope that helps.

While Sally James verified my heterosexuality as a young lad, the missing link here has to be the utterly delectable Ms. Erin Grey, whose tight spandex uniforms were every bit as hot as any leather-clad female back in the day. It's no coincidence Twiki's head resembled something from Roops' bedside drawer. 

18 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Can you imagine on set,

Damien: "Action!....Come on mum, I said action, put some effort in and get your minge around his shaft"

Liz: "alright son, you know I'm nearly 60 and it's drier than a Cream Cracker in the desert"

Damien: ??!!!?....Cut.

Damien rushes off set to furiously knock one out.

Out of, er... likes.

I wonder whether @Ape™️ thinks more highly of your film set portrayal? Stick to cheap cider and fixing old boilers, Drew. Idiot.

On 16/02/2024 at 19:28, entitled little cunt said:

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This is arguably the finest analysis we've seen from you to date.

More of the same please.

18 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Jesus fucking Christ, Wolfie.

Ever think this sort of bollocks might be why people don't want to discuss shit seriously on here?

It descends into preaching shite cunts already know. No one really wants to debate, they just want to initiate conversation so they can give their opinion.

We're never going to change the world on this shit hole of a site either way. But we can (and should) laugh at it as it burns down around us.

 

I went into a right political rant earlier Killer, you're quite correct. But you're from the predominantly vast white northeast, while the Londonised southeast I hail from has in parts become virtually unrecognisable. The bottle of Barolo I polished off earlier, together with the fact the area I grew up in is now 30% Asian, somewhat justifies my tirade. But unlike ELC's horseshit it does actually make sense. What other few places on the internet can I spout my heartfelt bollocks without being accused of racism nowadays?

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell. I’m transported to a place with floppy haired ravers in Joe Bloggs baggy jeans, bright red XR3i Cabrio’s and ‘The Mary Whitehouse Experience’ on Friday nights.

...and Amanda de Cadenet, sitting on your face.

16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Not one good laugh in any of the above. Try harder.

16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Ditto

16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Ditto.

One of my original intentions was to get right under your scaly skin... and the last five of your six comments have been aimed at me.

A job well done!

Let's hope the cancer holds off for a little while longer, so I have time to further annoy you.

5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Denise Lewis 

Enough said

Frank Bruno in a bikini. What a fucking moose.

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Make it so that asylum seekers need to have five years of gainful employment before they become applicable for benefits (with reasonable exceptions for the elderly or obviously disabled).

Instant and uncompromising deportation for any of the cunts caught growing or selling drugs, driving without a license or insurance, or any other kind of bullshit.

Basically ask the bare minimum - for them to contribute to the economy before taking advantage of it and follow the law - with the promise that if they fuck about they can fuck off back where they came from.

All the prisons do is give them three hot meals a day and give them a chance to have little radicalising group meetings.

It's all very well holding fire on asylum seeker benefits until they have x-amount of employment history, but rather like the vast (vast) majority of people in the UK I would much rather offer a job to a native Briton who has/whose family has paid into our system for decades (even if someone has left their home country as a political refugee). These people have more of a right to claim benefits for obvious reasons.

And this brings me to the next point: the asylum seekers themselves. This is the very issue which needs to be seriously vetted. Single men with beards, for example, don't bring with them a positive vibe. Suffice to say, looking at some of the hirsute terrorists-in-waiting who've washed up on Kentish beaches in the past decade don't look like asylum seekers to me, RK. Many carry problems from the countries they are escaping from, together with a culture which adopts acid-throwing, machetes and zombie knives – and extreme sexism and homophobia. Men with kids or families, or men with a loving female in tow, bring with them a totally different prospect. For me, this is the 'border force' area which needs the most investment and scrutiny. Make the entrance requirements more tough.

I know views on Rwanda are divided, but who on Earth would wish to enter the UK illegally with the prospect of being deported to a steaming Third World cunthole in the middle of Africa? I think it could – and should – work as a deterrent for those wishing to bring religious ideals and trouble to the UK. 

The problem currently lies with our self-serving, short-termist and corrupt politicians who take little or no action. Just because the UK took more than its fair share of immigrants under EU Parliamentary legislation doesn't mean we need to keep accepting anymore now that Brexit is here. We can't bankroll anyone who just wants to stay here rent-free.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

No. Yog and I were fairly close throughout the nineties. Back then I had cock coming out of my ears. Frank senior was involved in his father's restaurant business in Edgware and Cyprus. They still meet occasionally. 

Did you end up with hearing aids?

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Burn them.

And in the real world?

People are afraid to speak up these days Eric, which is precisely why I love this shithole so much... one of the last online bastions of free speech.

I have no problem saying fucking Blair hit the final nail in the coffin for this country, inviting mass immigration without asking the British people whether it was OK after they voted the cunt to power. Some democracy. His 'New Labour' government threw open Britain's borders to mass immigration to socially engineer a truly multicultural society, with short-term success, boosting the economy at the time and giving the BBC a free reign to bully and brand free-speakers as racists as it ruled the airways with an iron fist. This has lead to many of the long-term problems we see now. But it's not just the UK. It's all over Europe – including Sweden, Germany and Ireland. It's a disaster.

Imo, there isn’t really much difference between mass immigration and invasion by force. Both ultimately overwhelm the host culture. This was always going to be a recipe for reaction on the part of those threatened by the cultural tsunami, which manipulative lefty shithouses such as the BBC perpetually attempt to cover up – yet they still attempt to enforce us to pay their outrageous fucking salaries!

Behind every great man is a great woman, and of course Cherie can take credit for much of her hubby's 'success', while remaining one of few Caucasian women more ugly than 99% of the fuckpigs evolving from Cyprus.

One of the songs of my youth... in Larnaca. What cherished memories.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Noted.

I'm gonna hire a car next week and drive up to Nicosia

In the days when I was a confident swimmer, before almost being eaten by a Great white in South Africa changed my perception of the oceans, I crewed around the Med on a 63ft yacht, sailing from Port Said in Egypt to the Amalfi Coast in Italy, spending around six months living in Larnaca harbour. I was 20 back then, and when I wasn't cleaning the deck or cooking, I shagged my way across much of the city with a belly full of beer and some illegal drugs. And I needed both of these in abundance to find Cypriot women remotely attractive, as they remain to this day the most brutally ugly, short, stumpy, hairy pigs I have ever encountered throughout my life – Nicosia being a shining example. With your dark, Romany features I'm sure you'll fit right in, instead of having to tolerate your arse being pinched like most white European females I was with at the time. Keep us posted.

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Far right .Really .I don't think so. What I post in general is  read and elicits responses  of all kinds which is good. That is what will bring people to this site and actually keep it going .When I first arrived on this site it was inhabited by a few narcs licking each others sphincter's  in an orgy of self congratulation for posting bollox that was only of interest to a select few .They're still around trying to preserve what they viewed as their territory and are happy to try to  oust who ever they believe to be outsiders and out of their pathetic little school  play ground click.You're one of them along with one or two more .It's only new blood that has kept this site going and bought new people to it .You display the  exact characteristics that  you accuse me of .Boring , shite , bla bla bla .You and your cronies need to wake up and smell the coffee .No one gives  a fuck about your silly little boys club or your opinions  apart from the few members it has .fucking idiot dinosaurs. 

I don't dislike you ELC, not really. If truth be known, I agree with much of what you say, and while others may not, someone with such a political bias isn't such a bad addition to the site. It's the manner with which you articulate yourself and your humourless one-sided views that get on my tits. But I would like to offer you a chance.

So let's (briefly) proceed from our discussion from a few weeks ago, when you threw your toys out of the pram when I asked you a simple question. Remember, I'm white, British, and I generally loathe boatloads of Quran believers rocking up on our shores. I also empathise with someone like yourself who's a poorly educated, working-class Londoner (much like Frank), who's watched in horror as the capital of his country has been overrun by foreigners not democratically voted or accepted into society by the native demographic at large.

Thus, approximately 7% of the UK population is Asian, of which about 3.7m are Muslim. With 67m people on this little string of islands, that's quite a lot of mosque-dwelling Mohammad worshippers, Bill Stickers among them, who are integrated into our society. To compare, take the wave of Irish immigrants shortly after WW1, many of whom were happy to make their lives here, the vast majority respecting our laws and way of life, generally wanting to get along. Not so with wave upon wave of more recent immigrants from the Middle East et al., many wishing to impose their uncompromising religious beliefs upon us, not respecting our heritage, ways of life and so on. (Worth noting here it's a minority which causes trouble.)

3,700,000 is a lot of people to absorb into society, and "throwing them all out" would be both unfair and impossible.

What is your suggestion?   

16 minutes ago, Frank said:

For the best fish meze, head to my cousin's restaurant, Psarou.. about 200 metres down the road from the market. Simple place with a great chef. Ask for Alexandros or Elena and they'll give you a 20 percent discount.. and no doubt a few drinks. 

Did you ever dine there with George Michael?

'Happy English Missionary Day', lol.

You are one fucking vile, manipulative, nasty piece of excrement @Penny Farthing. If someone who wishes cruelty unto dogs wasn't enough, you've really excelled yourself this evening. It's not hard to see why you're disliked so intensely by so many. I'd like to see what @Admin has to say about your leaderboard manipulation.

19 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc.

I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top. 

If you're going to say something which hurts, then say something which hurts. This is like beng shot with a fucking water pistol during a heatwave. Even you are better than this.

Come on – hit me with another alpaca quip, you half-faggot.

23 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

To be honest I had a vision of a chocolate labrador with a hard on   having its belly rubbed , it had lenny Henry's  head .I had to exorcise the evil from within me.

 

What the flying fuck is this, ELC? Please tell me this isn't your first attempt at humour, because if it is, suggesting an early retirement would be as kind as putting an animal to sleep. Your boring, unimaginative, repetitive political bollocks can't save you now.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what a thicko you are. 

 

Yep, I'm as thick as a London brick, just like 99% of the puntership in your eyes, because you've got nothing else in your arsenal to say. Show a bit of originality, you nouveau riche taxi business-inheriting shithouse. If you're going to trade picking lice with me at the top, you could at least demonstrate proof upon which your embarrassing 'I trumped you' wanker antics are based. And if you can't, I suggest you again read our little exchange from earlier.

Bland, samey, shit-stirring old queen.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral!

As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. 

Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍

It pleases me greatly to see someone who has a mutual hatred of you come leaping to your defence, such is the crystal clear cunting I handed you this morning. Lol.

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding  little Wiffles is fair game.  lol lol.

Bon après-midi, le serpent masturbateur extraordinaire. As a Frankophile hailing from the chavvy part of Kent, may I ask who you were rooting for during last night's classic 'Le Crunch', as all six stones of you lay hospitalised after your latest prostate indexing?

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz.

You've been absolutely fucking shit since the day I joined in 2016; claiming I 'missed' a challenge which doesn't exist really is the catalyst for you to write your short obituary, after which you can join Ming in stinking up your one-bed flat in Barnet.

Useless wanker.